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𝘈𝘺𝘶𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘯! 𝘪'𝘮 𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘻, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪'𝘮 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘚𝘳𝘪 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘢. 𝘪'𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭. 𝘐 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 2024 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦. 𝘈𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘧1 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴! 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘊𝘜, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. (𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦) 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘴, 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢, 𝘐 𝘫𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘱𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘬𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦. 𝘐 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘶𝘻 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴! 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘯, 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸. 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨!🌝❤️

𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵: 𝘊𝘓16, 𝘊𝘚55, 𝘎𝘙63, 𝘋𝘙3, 𝘔𝘝1, 𝘓𝘕4, 𝘖𝘗81, 𝘓𝘏44, 𝘗𝘎10.

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦: 𝘪 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪 𝘢𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰. 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬!

𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘖𝘙𝘚 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌 𝘋𝘖 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛!

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THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS -- AND THEY SAVED YOUR SORRY PLANET (Revised) (A Blacksite Eulogy for the Original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)

While you were crying over your $16 Panera sadness sandwich, while your parents were mid-divorce over "ethical bacon," five teenagers were curb-stomping space fascists in color-coded armor.

Not Navy SEALs. Not government black ops. Not your 43-year-old CrossFit uncle.

Teenagers. With SAT flashcards in one hand and alien war medals in the other.

They didn’t ask for consent forms. Didn’t request a trauma counselor. Didn’t post vague “I’m not okay” stories on Instagram.

They got sucked into a glowing space tube by a floating wizard head and immediately started dropkicking lunar necromancers.

AND YOU DON’T RESPECT THEM ENOUGH.

They weren’t trained. They weren’t insured. They weren’t even legal adults.

Half of them probably still got picked last in gym class -- and still picked violence before calculus.

Meanwhile, you’re sitting in a beanie complaining about “late-stage capitalism” as if you ever faced down a kaiju with your ex's mixtape still in your Walkman.

💀 THE ENEMY ROSTER:

Rita Repulsa: A menopause sorceress with vape smoke hair and the vocal range of a goat sacrifice. Dropped monsters like SoundCloud rappers drop EPs: frequently, and without meaning.

Goldar: Literal winged monkey dipped in melted Rolexes. Spoke like Optimus Prime after a gravel smoothie. Absolutely roid-raged. Still got folded like a lawn chair.

Putties (or “Puddies,” idk, clay lives don’t matter): Zumba class rejects made of wet cement and poor life choices. Ran up just to get obliterated like background dancers in a Taekwondo musical.

How were they treated? Like Home Depot demo walls.

Spin kicks. Flying elbows. Double-knees to the sternum with zero OSHA compliance.

Sometimes they didn’t even morph. Just squared up in jeans and teenage spite.

🧠 YOU THINK YOUR FINALS WERE HARD?

Try being 16 with:

🦖 Dino mechs to pilot 💥 Death lasers in your zip code 📚 A biology test on mitochondria due by 4th period

If you failed? You didn’t get a B-minus. You got vaporized into stardust by a kaiju with neck piercings.

🛡️ NO HR. NO THERAPY. NO FMLA.

They didn’t sue Zordon for endangerment. Didn’t unionize against Alpha 5’s annoying ass. Didn’t even ask for a mental health day.

They just backflipped into unpaid intergalactic warfare like it was a damn gym elective.

Explosions? Flipped over ‘em. Monsters? Chopped their necks. Existential trauma? Repressed it like 90s kids were born to do.

Because they knew the truth: The adults weren’t gonna save sh*t.

YOU GETTING THIS YET, DUMMY?

No super-soldier serum. No Hogwarts scholarship. Just vibes, flips, and unresolved rage.

You owe your peaceful childhood to five hormone-riddled teens who got drafted into alien war crimes by a wall-mounted lava lamp and didn’t even flinch.

They were the last generation to morph without whining.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

This post is protected under Article 7 of the Galactic Satirical Combat Doctrine. Filed under: Nostalgic Delinquent Appreciation, Color-Coordinated War Crimes, and Child Soldier Recognition Day.

If you’re offended: Go journal about it in lowercase. The Rangers were pulling zords out of volcanoes while you were asking your mom if PG-13 movies had kissing in them.

🛐 BLACKSITE CHALLENGE: “WOULD YOU HAVE MORPHED?”

Ask yourself:

When Zordon called, when the sky cracked open, when Rita sent yet another worm demon to destroy your zip code…

Would you have pulled your coin and morphed up? Or would you have asked for conflict de-escalation training and a gluten-free snack break?

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Reblog if you damn well know the Rangers deserved hazard pay, group therapy, and 401(k) plans by 17

🦖 Reblog this if you ever shadowboxed a Putty in your kitchen wearing socks or

Send it to the friend who still yells “IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME” before therapy

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Oh! There’s a cool animation when you like pride posts now!

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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

Hiii Im sorry but I thought u could help me..... I was reading a fic ages ago and I lost it 😭😭😭 Daniel Ricciardo smut...... I think they were h1gh on w33d? Thank you so much 😭😭😭......

Heeey! There's no need to feel sorry, we all feel desperate sometimes😭❤️ There's this one fic I read last year which sounds very similar....Is this the one you're looking for?

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One of the Boys (the paddock bunny series)

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sometimes commentators really talk about george russell like he's a decrepit elderly dog with creaking joints being fed scraps of bacon before they take him out the back and shoot him

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GEORGE IN THE SECOND LAST TURN OF THE RACE 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Dear F1 fans - help needed

Hi everyone!

My name is Ola, and I'm a student from Poland and a very committed Formula 1 fan.

I'm writing this post because I need your help with a survey for my Master's thesis. My research focuses on Formula 1, sponsorships, marketing, and how fans (all of us) actually feel about everything around the sport -> teams, drivers, brands, Drive to Survive, LEGO, the F1 Movie, and more.

I would be incredibly grateful if you could spare around 20 minutes to complete it.

It’s anonymous, and it’s genuinely made by a fan, for fans. There are no “right” or “wrong” answers. I’m only interested in your honest thoughts and experiences.

If Formula 1 has ever made you feel something (joy, anger, heartbreak, obsession), I would really appreciate it if you could help me out by filling it in and reblogging this (or sharing with your friends and family) so it reaches more fans.

I'm allowing myself to tag my favourite writers/creators in the hope that this post can reach a wider audience (I’m honestly begging a little 🥲): @verstappenverse, @lap90, @mv1simp, @uglyducklingofthe2000s, @fastandcarlos, @mxverst, @pucksandpower, @norrisleclercf1, @verstappen-cult, @starkwlkr, @cheriladycl01, @sunrizef1, @shuntedmate

Link to survey:

Dear F1 fan! You are invited to take part in an academic survey for a Master’s thesis on sports marketing and sponsorship in Formula 1. The

If you have any questions or comments, you know where to find me 😘

Thank you truly. May the power of Formula 1 be with us 🏁

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go do it!!!

therealgridlock

Filled it out just now, it was actually fun😂

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looking at myself in the mirror after reading smut

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shoutout to all my fellow smut enjoyers

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Accidentally clicking on tumblr when showing somebody something on my phone and the most outrageous booty clenching smut is the first thing that comes up

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Anyone and everyone CAN write. The world’s most skilled writer didn’t start off skilled. The key is that they practice hard by writing a lot.

As long as you write, you are practicing your craft and you are getting better at writing. But you will never get anywhere if you let AI write for you.

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