The Real River Styx

Life's too short and so am I

[kassareo]

yeah, you can’t escape

i’m you

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[herongale]

BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Good Lord this is amazing

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[silvysartfulness]

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

[thestraggletag]

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

[frayedcobweb]

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

[therealriverstyx]

That one shot with all the female avengers.

Me:

[therealriverstyx]

Hexed Girl* looking at Castiel*: Is he your dad?

Jack *smiling*: One of them.

Me:

[satans-journal666]

why are all angel names like: Castiel, Gadreel, Anael, Samandriel… you know very melodic? And then Metatron comes along and sounds like a freaking heavy metal band.

It’s like METATRON

[therealriverstyx]

Ezekiel is the emo band from the 2000's.

[therealriverstyx]

What I need is Jack reading the supernatural books and then starting to watch/follow Castiel and Dean suspiciously (with his cute squinty eyes).

[therealriverstyx]

Cas: A couple years ago I lost my dear husband Dean-

Dean *from the next room* : QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M-

Cas: -But he came back from the dead like he always does so no need to worry.

[therealriverstyx]

Cas: My husband passed way recently...

Dean: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!

Cas: THEN STOP DYING ALL THE TIME!