Cosimo Galluzzi
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Not today Justin
bliss lane
shark vs the universe
The Bowery Presents
Noah Kahan
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
d e v o n
taylor price
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The Stonewall Inn
titsay
Keni
art blog(derogatory)
Product Placement
@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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@theredpillortheblue
not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse
someone tagged this for that fucking idiot pirate show. not black sails the bad one. does polar exploration mean NOTHING to you people???? i’m in hell
please do not derail
Polar Exploration Heritage Post
does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it
I gotchu
YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!
You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif.
Truly this is beauty.
Gerald Brom
okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?
okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.
beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.
almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?
last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?
This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic
people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all
The Avengers gif here is definitely a sign this post is from 2013
it will never dieeeeeeeee and neither will iiiiiiiii
For the bit, we are making THE Male Au Ra...
What Tribe does THE Male Au Ra come from?
Raen, obviously
Xaela, obviously
How tall we making THE Male Aura?
0 - 10 (79.9 inches - 80.5 inches) [short-ish King]
10 - 20 (80.5 inches - 81.0 inches)
20 - 30 (81.0 inches - 81.5 inches)
30 - 40 (81.5 inches - 82.1 inches)
40 - 50 (82.1 inches - 82.7 inches)
50 - 60 (82.7 inches - 83.2 inches)
60 - 70 (83.2 inches - 83.7 inches)
70 - 80 (83.7 inches - 84.3 inches)
80 - 90 (84.3 inches - 84.9 inches)
90 - 99 (84.9 inches - 85.3 inches)
100 BBY!!!! (85.4 inches) [fucking scarecrow over here!]
How jacked is THE Male Au Ra?
0 - 10
11 - 20
21 - 30
31 - 40
41 - 50
51 - 60
61 - 70
71 - 80
81 - 90
91 - 99
100 (Male Au Ra has a six pack. Male Au Ra IS FUCKING SHREDDED)
The grinding process for sharpening anything to a cutting edge on a grinding wheel, or even using a whetstone or even sand paper, would cause a large amount of friction heat that would cause a poor insulator substance, like the flesh of a banana, to heat up and become mushy dramatically fast. On a grinding wheel this would mean sending flying bits of banana flinging across the walls
so what you're not understanding is that you'd use a green banana, which are rigid and perfect for sharpening.
my favorite set of tags on this post
My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
i will come kill him with my demon blade
Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
art by @niochemblyat
I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy
The Angel of Death
FISTS YOU
And then you Die
Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.
So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears
Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked
look at my head boy
Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.
divert all power to the funk engine
a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.
Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
The fact that Senshi is in the tumblr sexyman finale yet appears to be losing is a TRAGEDY
Here's some propaganda
He's hottt, strong, super passionate about cooking and maintaining a balanced diet. Also:
All in all:
He's so cutes and kind and caring and very much marriage material.
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
