Robyn

This is where I put things that make me laugh snort.

[nutsacktorturer]

[probablynotadalek]

The most terrifying five minutes of my life, but now that it’s over, I’m kinda proud of this

[madamladydunlavey]

Good morning

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

I feel like in a way “serial killers are geniuses” is just part of police propaganda because it sounds way better than “we are fucking lazy and a lot of serial killers know that and target people who we don’t care about because of racism and classism”. 

[misscherrylikesthediscourse]

More often than not, the killers’ “genius” is far far FAR outweighed by police incompetence and indifference.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I always think of the green River killer who targeted sex workers cos he knew no one would care and he was basically correct. “I thought I could kill as many as I want and no one would notice” and they didn’t care til he started targeting non sex workers. That’s not genius that’s just society hating SWs yet again

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Jefrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacey were both reported to the police *several different times by several different people* and in both cases the police did exactly fuck-all because the reports came from known gay dudes.

[osointricate]

In high school one of the common fund raisers was carnation flowers for a dollar during prom season and valentines and a couple other times of year. And you could “order” flowers to be delivered to kids during their homeroom times so it was always a big deal to get flowers and it was super fun

But one of these fundraisers I had a guy friend who commented he never got any because he was always single or his girlfriend always expected flowers but never gave him any

So my senior year valentines I decided I was going to buy all the guys in my homeroom (which he was in) a carnation and said they were from “Anonymous Girl in your homeroom”

So the day came and all the guys started getting flowers and they all realized they were from the same one girl and all got super excited and giddy and protective of their flowers and all day long I saw the guys in my homeroom wear flowers behind their ears or stuffed in their notebooks and they flaunted them around to other guys that didn’t get flowers. One guy tried to see if it would make his girlfriend jealous. A couple of them tried to play detective to figure it out who it was.

Then the next day apparently they all (or at least most of them) got together and bought all the girls in homeroom a carnation as a thank you to whoever it was so every girl in my homeroom got a bouquet of one from every guy (so it was a bouquet of about a dozen) and every single girl was smiling and happy and bouncy as the guys were the day before

And no one ever knew it was me but I was always super proud of that

[ruby-white-rabbit]

One simple act can have a ripple effect of kindness that grows as it spreads

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[blindwire]

‪I’m getting very emotional over the poetic and potentially final message sent out by the mars opportunity rover 😥

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[ayeforscotland]

Top class meming. A perfect reply to those Churchill nutters.

[blindwire]

‪I’m getting very emotional over the poetic and potentially final message sent out by the mars opportunity rover 😥

[anniedixon-blog1]

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

[mirukaiam]

If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues

[dont-at-m3]

ima just leave these here

[studentlifeproblems]