...and other curious yarns

Professional nerd. Tired artist with a habit of talking about things I need to draw, and then drawing something completely different. Commissions: OPEN

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COMMISSIONS OPEN!

(Reblog to help an artist!!)

After much procrastination, I have finally updated my commission info! More below the cut!

Payment must be UP FRONT using Paypal invoice

Commissions are done on a first come, first serve basis!

Once payment has gone through, it cannot be refunded/canceled, and I cannot start work on the piece(s) until payment goes through!

Commissions must be for personal use only, no business use

If interested, shoot me a message on Tumblr, or connect with me on Discord @ribbajack!

If you have any questions at all, feel free to message me! <3

Prices (transcript)

Portraits: $50 USD per character

Half Body: $60 USD per character

Full Body: $70 USD per character

Backgrounds: $25+ USD on top of character price

When describing your commission, there's no such thing as too much detail! Infodump to your heart's content! Please specify whether you want full body, half body, etc. as well as appearance, pose, expression, and so forth. References are always good, even if it's just something similar or inspiration. This goes for backgrounds as well, anything helps!

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At the sound of that name, Caesar suddenly felt cold despite the blazing Mojave heat. Looking up, he saw that figure from out of his nightmares standing on the ledge above. Bandages ripped from his face, his bared teeth still stained with Lanius’ blood, his shadow thrown dark over the man below him.

Caesar tried to scrabble away, casting desperately about for a weapon. Graham leapt from the ledge and seized the front of his tunic, hauling him up as though his burns had not diminished his terrible strength, but instead heightened it.

Their faces an inch apart, Graham’s voice thundered like a death knell into the warlord’s ears.

“See now the fruit of your labors, Edward Sallow. Look upon me!”

Caesar looked into the eyes of the visage that had haunted his dreams. But this time it was no illusion—the hideous specter of his nightmares had found him in waking hours at last, full of rage, full of fire.

A single word escaped the warlord’s lips.

“Mercy!”

Felina winced, as did everyone. The snap of Caesar’s spine echoed around the silent, crowded dam, like a dry branch being broken. Graham picked up his weapon from where it had fallen and pointed it at the crumpled figure before him.

“Cast this thing into the river!”

Happy Ides of March! Also accompanied by what might happen if Joshua was at Hoover Dam 2.

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merr

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I read some of your fanfics and they're shockingly good, I'm inspired to do some of my own now :)

Aw thank you!! Gogogo write all the things, the world needs to see what you come up with <3

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"I asked her for one hair from her scarlet head...she gave me three."

A scene from my fic Going Where the Lost Ones Go of an encounter between Malenia and Alexander back when he was a wee jar bairn, based on one of my favorite scenes from Lord of the Rings :)

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Portrait of Emperor Martin Septim, commissioned by the Hero of Kvatch to commemorate the 5th year of his reign

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Compilation of all my Elden Ring ladies based on Alphonse Mucha's The Moon and the Stars. Thank you to everyone who left kind tags and replies! I had fun working on these ^^

Marika • Malenia • Ranni • Melina

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The one who walks alongside flame, Shall one day meet the road of Destined Death.

Marika • Malenia • Ranni • Melina

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At the sound of that name, Caesar suddenly felt cold despite the blazing Mojave heat. Looking up, he saw that figure from out of his nightmares standing on the ledge above. Bandages ripped from his face, his bared teeth still stained with Lanius’ blood, his shadow thrown dark over the man below him.

Caesar tried to scrabble away, casting desperately about for a weapon. Graham leapt from the ledge and seized the front of his tunic, hauling him up as though his burns had not diminished his terrible strength, but instead heightened it.

Their faces an inch apart, Graham’s voice thundered like a death knell into the warlord’s ears.

“See now the fruit of your labors, Edward Sallow. Look upon me!”

Caesar looked into the eyes of the visage that had haunted his dreams. But this time it was no illusion—the hideous specter of his nightmares had found him in waking hours at last, full of rage, full of fire.

A single word escaped the warlord’s lips.

“Mercy!”

Felina winced, as did everyone. The snap of Caesar’s spine echoed around the silent, crowded dam, like a dry branch being broken. Graham picked up his weapon from where it had fallen and pointed it at the crumpled figure before him.

“Cast this thing into the river!”

Happy Ides of March! Also accompanied by what might happen if Joshua was at Hoover Dam 2.

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The last Princess of Caria, Ranni of the Dark Moon

Marika • Malenia • Ranni • Melina

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The Scarlet Valkyrie

Marika • Malenia • Ranni • Melina

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*Super Mario Bros jump sound*

Sketch of Morgott the Omen King and my sister's Tarnished Rowa for her fic Of No Renown! Only procrastinated on it for like a year lol

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"O Golden One, at whom art thou enraged?"

Marika • Malenia • Ranni • Melina

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Farewell 2024~

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Started a new Volt White playthrough running a Palpitoad for the first time ever and I never realized how cute this frog is. Look at her. I would die for her.

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manbun silco is canon, my life is complete

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Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I.