A Nostril of Diet Coke

31, He/him etc., From Sheffield, England -- Chemistry graduate -- huge King Gizzard fan -- bassist and drummer -- Bethesda and Bioware games give me life.  The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

[postnuclearophelia]

they want us to all hate each other and everyone falls for it every time

[father-moss]

The Moss Speaks In Mysterious Ways

[oneheadtoanother]

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[probablybadrpgideas]

mermaid but based on an anableps fish

*googles anableps*

oh noooooo

[edgy-fish-boy]

@probablybadrpgideas wait this is pretty cool actually

@fishyfishyfishtimes @fantasy-anatomy-analyst

[spaceybread]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

@terreurs :)

[terreurs]

ooh thank god

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[madohomurat]

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

[sirartwork]

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[furnishedfurnace]

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

[shittalkingclassicliterature]

[intactics]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ghostcashew]

this fanfic shit is easy

[capriciousarsonist]

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

[sailorfailures]

[spacefinch]

[provider-of-guardians]

[maykitz]

dark half of the year initiated

[maykitz]

bright half of the year initiated

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[cabbagegunk]

catfish shaped space ship inspired by chunky 90s pc casing

[vendetta06]

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together