RoosterRice

I messed up.

[pinkadillydoo-deactivated201412]

what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

[linkseyebrowsold]

I really really really like this logic with wild shinies. Especially ‘cause this is how it basically works with albino/mutated colors in animals the wild. they may be pretty to us but they’re easier for predators to spot

[thebabyanimals]

[ohmyjensenx]

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[oniongarlic]

[onepersonfriendgroup]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[prguitarman]

My drunk ass aimed my phone inside a chip bag and the flash reflected hardcore and got this crazy unedited photo

[regretroulette]

Hold up, is this possibly the explanation for:

[solardrake]

That's probably how this picture of my dog happened gsjhdjdb

[unyanizedcatboys]

why is your dog made of metal and/or tin foil

[prguitarman]

This is the post that keeps on giving

[kennytheroach]

this photo of my dog in my backyard on tile

[prguitarman]

Amazing

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[broadwaybuttz-deactivated202306]

Why does that scarf sound like a squeaky toy?

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[boingmann]

[voideddragon]

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

[tisfan]

thank you @agentliz

[northeastartist]

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

[findyouranchorpoint]

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

[ranger027-deactivated20211116]

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

[un-poco-locos-tacos]

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

[petrichormeraki]

PhD group chat

[funnytwittertweets]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[fearoftheminotaur]

#HARLEEN YOUR DOCTORATE IS IN PSYCHOLOGY

[ro-zden]

*Psychiatry -- she did her four-year medical school (including E.D rotation and performing surgical procedures under supervision from doctors) and specialised in psychiatry upon her metriculating to Residency. She EARNED her M.D.

[logo-comics]

Doesn’t that Doctor Fate have a doctorate in Egyptology? Granted it’s not a MD, but...

[hoshigumayuugi]

im losing it right now this is so funny

[sawasawako-archived]

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

[meduseld]

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

[dean-winchesters-clit]

This is true no matter the version you're reading.

1. Eurydice trips and Orpheus turns to help her because he loves her.

2. Orpheus cannot hear Eurydice behind him, and fearing that he's been tricked, turns to make sure she's there.

3. Orpheus makes it out of the Underworld, and so full of love and excitement to be with Eurydice, turns to embrace her, forgetting that they both need to be out of the Underworld.

No matter what happens in the story, Orpheus loses Eurydice because his love for her compels him to look.

[wildefluorescent]

Orpheus, I can forgive you, then, There’s not a soul alive who wouldn’t have looked back

The Descent, by Tyler King

[princesssarisa]

Don’t forget Gluck’s opera, where Eurydice doesn’t know Orpheus is forbidden to look back, Orpheus is also forbidden to tell her, she assumes he must not love her anymore, and Orpheus finally looks back to reassure her of his love because he can’t bear her anguish.

In that version in particular, but possibly in all retellings, a part of us wants Orpheus to look back, because his failure proves his love.

[forestkodama]

I'd be the voice that urged Orpheus When her body was found I'd be the choiceless hope in grief That drove him underground I'd be the dreadful need in the devotee That made him turn around (Hey ya) And I'd be the immediate forgiveness In Eurydice

- Talk, Hozier

[sadhoc]

my fifth grade zoom class has rickrolled me every single day this week. every single day.

[sadhoc]

at the end of the day i let them share their screens so they can like. show me their high scores in video games or show me their art or something else they're proud of, and every single day, one of them has shown a rickroll.

[sadhoc]

i wouldn't have it any other way

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[iwearmygreencoatatnight]

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

[theropoda]

HEY PALEOBLR

you know how oviraptorosaurs are often called "chickenparrots?"

well i recently learned abt the real life chickenparrot: the kili mooku chicken ("parrot beak/nose" in tamil)

i unfortunately dont know as much about them as i'd like since idk tamil well but from what little i understand, they're a show breed developed in tamil nadu (my state!) who are surprisngly health despite how odd they look! their breed standard also seems to include little to no wattles save a single round comb, so that one comb makes em look even more like oviraptorosaurs!

oviraptorosaur..........2!!!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

for non-paleo people, Oviraptor is a genus of non-avian dinosaurs that ranged from cat to pony-sized. Oviraptors are known for their snub faces, and if you look at reconstructions they do look strikingly similar to this chicken breed:

art by Jennifer Miller

skeletal by Jaime A. Headden

[willowmancer]

I heard cops got banned from NYC Pride! Nice!

[willowmancer]

Nice!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

(via)

[haiku-robot]

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring Haiku Bot v2021.1~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[justpastryvideos]

x

[official-lucifers-child]

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

fucking chocolate guy!!

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[racist-sundown-site-deactivated]

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

[cawareyoudoin]

Aww, that’s so cute :)

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy