I've Never Lit A Match With Intent To Start A Fire

️Hannah, 20, Canada

[viralfrog]

[huffy-1337]

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

[evengirlierballs]

I thought I dreamt this video

[injuries-in-dust]

"So much stuff!"

[thefirelordazula]

[dnicriteria]

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

[respect-snails]

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

[jatersade]

reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents

they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”

[beardedmrbean]

I can't quite place the aura this cat exudes

[sobbing-space-trash]

[lotrfansaredorcs]

During Boromir’s death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isn’t singing random vowel sounds; they’re actually singing in Elvish.

The English translation of the lyrics? It’s a line from the books: “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.”

For bonus hurt points– in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.

[insomniac-arrest]

will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know

[mevil]

[cherrybuttermilk]

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

THERES CREATURES

[frostbittenbucky]

Yo this man is on god mode

When I think of Dick and his acrobatics

This is what comes to mind

[badcushion]

Oh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over and over again, easy peasy.

[higglety]

He flipped out of his got-dang pants

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

That’s fucking rad

[aberrantemotion]

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

[lolfactory]

[catchymemes]

[drpathetique]

I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??

THE COMPOSITION

THE BALANCE

THE SILHOUETTE

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[justpastryvideos]

x

[official-lucifers-child]

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

[thatqueerchoirkid]

fucking chocolate guy!!

[jumpingjacktrash]

*shouting from another room* WHAT’S THAT LUNATIC DONE NOW??

[probablyasocialecologist]

[porkbunjuice]

Our islands are not a playground for your little "intrepid soul search". Pull up or fuck off

[mrjamesfry]