Time to build myself up

PNW Gay | 31 | Married to the amazing @lizlemon-hullabaloo   Aspiring exhibitionist | Exploring new sexual dynamics 

[thesaltysealion]

Hi friends. Just wanted to say that I’m slowly working on building up a small dice making business. So if you are a fellow dice gremlin, I would love some extra love on the clock app just to help get things started 💚💚💚

[amber-acrylic]

[mazzystardust]

worst day ever

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[weasley-detectives]

I was raised on films like Oliver and Annie, so I just sort of assumed I was adopted for the first five years of my life. Then one day I asked my mum who my real parents were. She blinked at me, baffled, then laughed and said “Halima, you’re not adopted.” I threw the biggest tantrum of my life.

[thebelchers]

[heartseeker]

mods are asleep post stardew valley pancake cat

[funny-tik-toks]

[alylovesfilms]

[socialcasualtxy]

[moviebee]

[she-volution-deactivated2022052]

[bmblb-fanatic]

It checks out

[sunshine-tattoo]

early 00s media was the era of the boring girl protagonist and her heavily lesbian-coded bff

[clickbaitcowboy]

[halloweenbitchbaby]

[thesmilingfray]

Me

[31st]

HELP

[the-captain-daddy]

💀💀💀💀💀

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[imnotoverlyobsessive]

For those of you who aren’t aware the Monterey Bay Aquarium is actually a really cool place!

• they are non-profit

• they have a living kelp forest!

• it focuses on local ocean wildlife

• they were the first aquarium to get a great white shark to eat and they are the only public aquarium to display a great white shark for more than sixteen days

• they have a seafood watch program where they promote sustainable seafood

• they are actively fighting against ocean pollution

So yeah support them, they’re awesome and I love them

[satan-666s-stuff]

They also have a tumblr @montereybayaquarium

[unlettered-heathen]

It looks like there’s-

there’s m-

there’s many bene-

[funny-tik-toks]

[plainsonglady]

I am feeling indescribable rage

[wickedwonderlandd]

Hm choosing violence on this day

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[shroombenispalls]

Never loved a human being more.

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

"Oh No I look incredible" 😂

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

Being a supportive parent to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

[siilkeye]

How could you leave these out?

[vanessafehn]

[blu-iv]

Who did this

[afunnybattle-deactivated2019032]

she will have whoever made this killed

[wormspeddler]

this makes me want to unalive

[the-real-skeletor]