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raccoonboywrites

Mutuals every time we’re all online this is what we’re doing

catboybiologist

We are the daughters of the hams you couldn't burgle

snailifier

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

We are the snaughters of the snams you snouldn't snurgle

catboybiologist

Speak your shit sister

coreene

I love Lae'zel lol

Lae'zel: Does your species release airborne pheromones upon beginning the courtship dance, Wyll? devnote: with concern I've heard thus is the way with certain birds of paradise and prey. The chemical induces lowered inhibitions between the pair.

Wyll: No. I mean, I don't think so. Would you count a light spritz from a vial of jasmine dust as a pheromone?

Lae'zel: Indubitably.

kyri45

Fionna & Cake Fand-Home Prints by @Kyri45

These can be found in 3 versions both as prints and T-Shirt on my RedBubble!

cherrybeachbum

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 ⋆˚✿˖°

dogpuppy

sedoretu

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum

possumnest

raven in october

cohendyke

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

dragon-in-a-fez

even two years after my divorce I still occasionally look back and notice a red flag in a new way. today I'm thinking about how the first time we had a major fight it was because I said I wished I could live on the moon. and they got upset because I "didn't consider how they would feel". about, and I cannot stress this enough, me moving to the moon.

dogpuppy

bogleech

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

ayellowbirds

i’m so glad people are learning this.

cryoverkiltmilk

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A LORGE BIRB

witchyrem-ains

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

zoreta

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.