Elizabeth

Vegetarian | Social Worker | Animal Lover | 30 | Upstate NY | Mom | ENFJ |

[penandinkprincess]

each day i must leave the sweet, warm, tender embrace of my bed and venture into a cold, uncaring world that hates me being toasty warm and wants me to suffer for sins i have not yet committed

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[sporadiccupcakeengineer-deactiv]

Met this lady on a hike recently, and she reminded me autumn is close

[thesassyllamass]

I really wish Tumblr wasn’t so dead. I found so many people on here 10 years ago that I connected with but now it’s just.. porn and deadness. 

[memeclassheroes]

[thesassyllamass]

@sixpenceee here’s the entire video with audio of those gifs!

She is sensor activated, so anytime somebody walks by she goes off.

[sixpenceee]

This is so great omg 💀

[r3sult]

This is the best fucking house decoration I’ve ever seen. 10/10 would keep this up all year around.

[amxwolf]

boy that is some next level shit

[thesassyllamass]

Still amazed this post is making its way around

[thesassyllamass]

Neville took some random pictures the other day and I was in a few.. and all I can think is how ungodly awful I look in them when I scroll past them. I’ve gained so much weight the last 6 months and I feel like a gross slug.

[sixpenceee]

The brilliant color changes when an octopus is dreaming | source

[durinsbride]

Absolutely incredible and miraculous. The world and its inhabitants are so very beautiful. It’s almost enough to make you forget how ugly and terrible it can be as well.

[pebblepatch]

just a reminder that happiness doesn’t have an age limit!! that stuffed animal makes you happy? buy it! you like lego sets? build them!! I think it’s so stupid to perpetuate the idea that “growing up” means you have to let go of things that are “childish.” if it makes you happy then do it!!!!

[guerrillatech]

[juzt-peachy]

The Problem with the Cops

[snailuh]

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

[osha-official]

Hey, could you not?

[sixpenceee]

[halosydne]

This is... Very spiritual.

[thesassyllamass]

the last two months summed up: I really want to vent and cry but I’m so burnt out I don’t even have the energy

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[thesassyllamass]

Got some cleanup done in the seasonal porch. Need to get rid of some things but I have a feeling we’ll be using this space a lot 🥰

[thesassyllamass]

Why the fuck are paint supplies so expensiveeeee

Headed over to the new house today to start cleaning walls and windows. Let some air in. Everything’s getting a solid deep clean and then all the painting stuff should come in on Wednesday.

I’m taking time off work to paint a ton and then we’ll start moving in. The cabinets need to be sanded and painted, and the plumbing from the sink to the dishwasher needs to be done.

I have a mile long to do list and I’m so damn overwhelmed 😅 but it’s ok, I got this. Deep breaths 💀