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@thesilentdarkangel
Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as “century old public domain novel being read very slowly” and “half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist.”
It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
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…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
oh thank god i found the unvandalized one
abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head
Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.
I have often had all of the above opinions, BUT. I have just had a new different radical thought, and I am thinking it through out loud in real time, so walk with me on this.
If anything can be art if it is created (or positioned/arranged) with Intention, and the goal of art is to produce an emotional or intellectual response, then haterism and "I could make that" *IS* an emotional/intellectual response. And who are we to judge whether that response is valid or not?
What if when someone says that, we met them where they are and asked more questions about their responses? I'm saying that when you reach a certain level of radical acceptance of "All art is valid and all responses to art are valid" then you loop all the way back around to "It's okay and normal to feel unimpressed with a piece of art." Now obviously to experience a truly 'productive' session of Communing With Art, then you'd ideally want to sit with your feeling of unimpressedness and reflect on it: "Why do I feel unimpressed? I could make that -- but have I? Am i going to when I go home? Why or why not? Is it useful for me to make that? How would it feel if I attempted to make it and found that I couldn't? Why did the artist create something so unimpressive? What am I missing? What's the rest of the story?"
I'm thinking also of the way that most art-lovers (of the ones that I know, anyway) believe PASSIONATELY that everybody should have access to art, that art museums should be cheap or free, and that we should push back against the insidious cultural belief that art is Off Limits unless you're educated in how to properly experience/appreciate it, with emphasis on appreciation. This implicit messaging is part the reason why many people in the mainstream feel alienated by art and intimidated by the idea of approaching it: "I should know everything about this piece of art and how to properly admire it, because someone decided that it Deserves to be admired. But I don't know anything about it, so I feel intimidated, or guilty, or stupid. I don't want to approach the art and be humiliated, so I'm just not going to engage with it at all."
But then when people who Don't Know Things About The Art have the *gasp* absolute AUDACITY to walk into a museum and have uninformed yet honest, authentic, organic reactions to the art, then suddenly we all get very het up about them NOT DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY. Are we all kind of being enormous hypocrites about the juxtaposition between this "Art should be accessible to everyone" vs "You have to like the art in the right way though or you'll be shamed in public" dichotomy? Surely there is a better way for us to think about this kind of response?
For example: Someone walks into a modern art museum, looks at a pile of toothpicks, and remarks aloud, "I could make that." There's basically two options of response, right? Option one: The stranger standing next to them scowls and slams hard into condescension -- "Ugh, no you couldn't. Don't you know that this artist collected these toothpicks for seventeen years before he made this pile of toothpicks as a commentary on the uselessness and disposability of restaurant criticism after his family's restaurant was shut down?? Have YOU been collecting toothpicks for that long? Get the fuck out of here, snob, no one cares what you think." Everybody leaves disgruntled, angry, shamed, or annoyed. Nobody had a good time at the museum today.
Option two: The stranger standing next to them smiles and chuckles. "Yeah, it's so interesting that way, isn't it! It really makes me think about how the hardest part of making art is just having the idea for it in the first place -- I don't think I ever would have had the idea that a pile of toothpicks could be meaningful. I'm a big fan of this type of art, actually; do you know the story behind this piece?" The person says no, they don't know it. The stranger explains the story. The person is amazed and surprised, and looks at the pile of toothpicks with new eyes and new curiosity. (Then two of them make out sloppy style in the museum bathroom, because I just decided that they should.)
ALSO!!!!!!! As long as we are on this topic! I was circling around the thought that "Hmmm, maybe 'abstract and modern art haters are so snobby' is the actually snobby thing to say" but then I realized! Photography is an artistic medium! And so the photograph in the original post is ALSO a piece of art, since it was made with a very obvious Intention to convey a belief/sentiment or evoke an response -- behold the composition of the piece, behold the stark background vs the two subjects as bright pops of color, behold the very faint silhouette of the photographer reflected in the glass over the blue painting, which perhaps invites us to meditate on our own role of Observer/Audience and lightly implies that we ourselves are complicit and involved in the conversation of this piece.
And since we are STILL having emotional responses to this photograph, that proves that not only is it Art, but it is interesting Art, and that's really cool actually! Some people's response to the photograph is frustration and rejection of the artist who created this, which is delightfully ironic considering that this work itself is quite explicitly about hubris and the Rejection Of The Artist. My response, on the other hand, is curiosity and intrigue and compassion, which arguably is going against the artist's original intention -- and then we're thinking AGAIN about whether the artist's intention matters in how we engage with art in the first place.
On the other hand, perhaps my compassion adds a layer of balance and symmetry to the experience, because then (going off of the idea of the audience being complicit in the experience of the art) you've got several layers involved here: first, the blue painting itself (made with sincere Intention by the original artist with the idea that Art Can Be Anything), then the photograph of the painting (commentary on Rejection of the Artist), and finally this rambling post about it (again returning to the idea of Art Can Be Anything)
WHICH MEANS!!!!! That for this to truly be a multi-layered and collaborative piece of art, the next layer of Art Engagement should be for everyone to respond to this post with "I could have written this tbh, ariaste", "Why did you waste your time on this", or "have you considered that you're stupid and anti-intellectual and I personally hate you" WHICH! WOULD! MEAN!!!!! That this collaborative art experience is represented abstractly by a pendulum on a wire swinging back and forth between two points labeled "Art Can Be Anything" and "Yuck, Why Tho"
thank you for putting words to my feelings about Art™ and the inherent dichotomy of reactions about our reactions...
So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
Breaking the law, even an unjust law, has consequences that not all can afford. But also a very large number of us are also very stupid, or very confused, or very lazy, and so it’s not unreasonable that someone at the bottom of the chain of command might make a typo, or misplace some paperwork, or leave a Friday afternoon email for Monday morning.
When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didn’t fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?
You also gotta not brag about it. Keep your political opinions on the down low. Be noncommittal or ignorant or undecided. Say things like “I’ve never heard of that”, “where did you hear that?” or “that’s interesting, I heard a conflicting story from here, how weird”. Never be outwardly confidant of what you know. When there is a silence, don’t fill it- leave the space and let the other fill it for you. That’s how you get information, that’s how you find sources, that’s how you reduce the value of anything others get out of you.
Virtue signalling by wearing pins and ribbons and loudly declaring your place is not safe in some environments. It will place scrutiny on you and everything you touch. Nobody believes the guy who says “fuck my boss and everything he stands for” scratches the boss’s car by accident, even if it is an accident.
If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.
One punch man
THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE
As a professional swordsman should
voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?
*pause*
second voice: he’s new
first voice: oh. okay
it is not going well
Rescuing a dazed kingfisher
English added by me :)
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts though….