Don't you just wanna know?

Graduate students, burnt out professors, civilian scientist, anyone at all; here are a bunch of ideas and expiraments I wish I could find results on. Feel free to use or do, cause we all know I don't have time or money.

[mikkeneko]

[mikkeneko]

This is being reposted, for the advent of American Thanksgiving, on November 17th, 2023. American Thanksgiving this year is on November 23rd.

If you are seeing this after November 21st 2023 do NOT come crying to me about it being too late. That ain’t my fault. I Do Not Control The Rate At Which Turkey Thaws

[perilofthebells]

[image id 1: A photo of somebody placing a packaged turkey into their fridge. The photo is captioned “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to move the frozen turkey into the fridge.” in all caps. end id]

[image id 2: A chart for how long it takes turkey to thaw. on the left is the turkey weight in pounds, on the right is thaw time. A 3 to 4 pound turkey takes one day, a 4 to 8 pound turkey takes two days, an 8 to 12 pound turkey takes three days, a 12 to 16 pound turkey takes four days, a 16 to 20 pound turkey takes five days, and a 20 to 24 pound one takes six days. end id]

i dont do image ids very often but uh. tada :)

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Not a submission, but look at what youve done to me

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Why that? A composite of case studies on vestigial traits in human and their potential function in the body.

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Why be a beach? The effects of converting wetlands into sand on local ecosystems

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Self Reporting and random Surveys: a statistical breakdown of unreliable data points in social sciences.

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Not a thesis paper, but:

Statistics: how to compare data sets and make p values, r values, strata, permutations, and pairwise distance mean something other than 'holy shit this is a lot of variables': a guide to mantel tests and adonis

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Implementation of native fruiting species in urban enviroments and health outcomes of a community

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Efficacy and outcomes of community based education and implementation of waste treatment vs municipality based systems

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Somebody please write why self reported studies is not evidence based science due to the fact that it is, as the data gathered, self reported and that's not quality data

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Fungi that can grow in an aqueous nutrient solution. Fungi species most likely to start metabolizing hydo carbons . Fungi species that grow in marine environments.

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Rates of nutrient reuptake if water is filtered through hypae blocks.

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Fungi that can grow in an aqueous nutrient solution. Fungi species most likely to start metabolizing hydo carbons . Fungi species that grow in marine environments.

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Methodology of isolating spores from non fruiting bodies off of surfaces in the wild. Like a germ culture but no germs. Only fungi.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Smart. These big apes have a certain area they bed at night an no one fucks with them ever. These apes here seem uninterested in our food or in harming us. Sleep there.

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Can the fact that slime molds become multi nucleated amalgam that use a fuck ton of wild protiens to stick together help solve the prion thing because somehow they function despite being, in essence, one big amyloid?

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

Nutrient content of fresh water river system sediment from 90s until now. Or any span of time to notice trends.

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Somebody test the parameters for of fetal alcohol syndrome on monkeys or mice already please. Measuring blood alcohol and frequency and fetal development period to figure out if a sip of wine actually correlates with the syndrome or of its just more guilt on moms. Too many Nordic, Mediterranean, European, and asiatic cultures drank on the semi regular so I would like more than the usual "possibly maybe could hurt baby".

[thesispapersiwishisaw]

What clay or mineral composition best absorbs or superficially absorbs endocrine disrupts in water? In lab and field settings?