You ever just think wacky things?

Random middle of the night stream of consciousness

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[asooffa]

anyone gonna join the putt putt party

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[cargifs]

[loveamongthesailors]

legit excited to see this come around again

[lunarsanctuary]

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it’s like the BuffetWarren Billion-aire says. “The more you earn, the more you𝔻𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕡 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕤. In fact, the REAL reason I keep this Lamborghini here, isthe REAL reason I keep this Lamborghini here, is that it’s a *reminder.* A reminder that dreeers are still possible because it wasn’t that long ago, that I was in a Little Lamborghini, sleeping   onBookshelves in the Hollywood Hills. with only 47billiondollars in my bank account. and only 47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account. And only 47 Hills in my Hollywood Account. and only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about WarrenBuffett in my TEDx talks where I talk about WarrenBuffett account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini      and another Lamborghini, and a *few more* Lamborghinis. and i found 5 lamborghinis. I don’t call it money anymore, I call it Fuel Units you must HAVE enough Fuel Units, you must HAVE enough Lamborghinis. You must  C̷̫̙̞̠̳̦ͅo̯̗n̥͚͕͉̙ͅs̡͚̪̦͖̯͇t̞̝̝͔r̬̪͎̖͍̬u͕̬̬c͚̪̥̤͝t̞͓̮̼͝ͅ ̬̥͇̜̻̳͓A̸͉̜̱d͈d̨̝̱̯i̝͍̰͖t̨͇̜̳̺ì̥͉̩̥̹o͎̕n̵ą͇͉̹͎̦̬͉ĺ̼̦ P҉̦͔̭̟͚y͉͈̳̥͉͙ͅl̠̘̳̲ͅon̥̩̭̠͜s̭͍̙.  I’ll seeya on my website, ‘t’s quick video, and-uhh, you’ll see there absolutely NOTHING!”

[bi-shop]

You at wherever you are currently when you read this get a psychic vision that shows you with 100% certainty the MCI are coming to kill you in two minutes, they are arriving by helicopter and will rappel down tactically and try killing you with whatever they can pickup. To make things easier you will not have to fight Cassidy right away she's piloting the helicopter (co-pilot is CC, the helicopter has a giant fredbear mask on the front ofc) but will land the helicopter and disembark to fight you together once you've defeated / neutralised the other MCI kids

Could you survive? And how? (Note you can be helped by bystanders around you during the attack if you can't bring yourself to sock Susie coming at you with a hammer in self-defence)

they have to go to another fucking continent Just to kill me, i admire their dedication

i don't know if they are still alive or ghosts in this scenario. so. have both.

if they're alive: i mean i would definitely survive But i still think they would be a total nightmare to deal with because they would do looney tunes bullshit in my own house. i will slip on a banana peel and fall down the stairs. i will run into a door painted on the wall. i have a bucket of water spilled on me.

however. i have lots of candy in my pantry. so i'm just going to bribe them into not killing me in exchange for free candy. they can take all of it. they will immediately accept it. yes, including cassidy.

if they're dead: susie is the easiest to neutralize because she would be too depressed to do anything frankly. so i'll just make her play House Flipper on my computer. i think she would enjoy House Flipper.

fritz most likely would find zero point in killing me, so i don't think he would do much either. and even if he does have the energy, he does easily give up. so i'm going to make him also play House Flipper on my computer with susie.

gabrielle's going to be a total nightmare to deal with, and i will not survive an encounter from her unscathed. but she sees everything as a game and loves playing them. so i will get her to play House Flipper on my computer.

jeremy is full of fear and anger and wants to protect his friends. so i will tell him that they are safe playing House Flipper on my computer. and that he should also play that with them.

having the mci around does imply that cassidy hasn't unlocked her final form as TOYSNHK, because otherwise i would just get sent into my own personal UCN and i think i would rather that she kill me instead. but she is still absolutely stubborn and would not care about House Flipper to drop her mission. fortunately, i have Doom Eternal on the PS4. and i know cassidy would Love doom eternal.

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[beaft]

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

[beaft]

recent example. lady at my careers appointment had a post-it with her name on it stuck to the monitor, so i introduced myself by saying "hello, i'm eliot! you must be [name], it's nice to meet you!" and she stared at me as if i was the stupidest person alive and said icily, "yeah, i'm [name]. congratulations, you can read."

in bygone times this would have reduced me to a sort of quivering blancmange. thankfully i am now in a place where i was able to pull back, calmly evaluate this interaction, and say to myself "this woman should probably not be working in a customer-facing job"

[beaft]

important additions!!!!

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[idrawgaystffs]

jumpy Siffrin based off this Ralsei sprite :>

[idrawgaystffs]

-999/1500

[bardically-uninspired]

in flavor and foley

[saccharinescorpion]

PLEASE I'M BEGGING ANYBODY COME AND SAVE ME X)

[obscuretobyfox]

Decided to corrupt Deltarune Chapter 5 and immediately got the scariest fucking thing ever

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this