Howdy Do Partner

Currently this blog is filled with vox stuff but I have other interests too lol. I Iike to draw as well.

[wyauwu]

fandom depiction of carol holiday is way too fucking normal man. shes not some boring vaguely conservative rich mom shes a fucking WEIRDO DUDE.....SHES STRANGE WITH IT.....

like textually shes obsessed with these weird battery-powered christmas reindeer doll thinigies and places them all over her house, she owns at least three katana (black one in the bedroom, the kitchen one, and one she keeps on her person that she used to slash the office diaper guy's briefcase), has a secondary obsession with heart-shaped objects (???), preserves her daughter's arts and crafts project (snowflakes) by bronzing it. shes also fucking batman apparently, the scary reindeer ninja woman who eradicated crime in hometown and makes the car-benchpressing undyne look like a chump. and she has ice powers in the light world or smth bc she drops the temperature of rooms with her sheer presence.

outside of the text, she is very clearly some kind of fucked up mom lalonde-bro strider amalgamate. like next chapter we're gonna go into the holiday home to find the shelter code and shes gonna stalk us around the house by flashstepping and moving around one of her reindeer dolls to fuck with us. we break into her room and find an unholy stash of spiked eggnog and her laptop. "maybe she wrote it down in here!" susie says. noelle tries to guess the password and gets it first try (its ifuckinglovechristmash0h0h0). the laptop opens and we find that she hasnt logged out of her soundcloud account where she anonymously posts her Epic Christmas Raps. open the file search and theres nothing else on the laptop its just her shitty fucking rap wips and 5 Family Photos. susie thinks her raps are awesome but doesnt want to admit it. this is my official ch 6 prediction.

[theslotherin18]

You.

You get it.

[glittergoats]

wire mother

[alice-curious-labyrinth13-blog]

[quasarkisses]

don’t even talk to me about how perfect Atlantis is

[furbearingbrick]

the chemistry between these characters was FLAWLESS

[foone]

I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea

[foone]

FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES! 

[foone]

and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section. 

[foone]

aliexpress is seriously the best place to look at sex toys because they can’t show nudity so they have to finding other ways to show off the use of the toys.

This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious. 

[foone]

that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for 

[foone]

oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!

[foone]

one of my favorite things is when they decide to give you the whole hard sell.

instead of just being like “hey this is a good sex toy”, they instead try to explain why you’d even need a sex toy, from first principles. and that principle is usually “your boyfriend/husband sucks”. or doesn’t, I guess. 

they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism

[foone]

so the sound of this sex toy is between a flower and a clock! 

wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds? 

[foone]

I’ve posted about the Hammer Sex Toy before, but it turns out it’s not alone. There’s also… 

THE WRENCH! 

[foone]

now that is a fucking slogan

[foone]

one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES. 

[foone]

sex toy or vulcan starship? 

[foone]

OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN! 

[foone]

this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.

[foone]

In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing

[foone]

found another tool! it’s scissors this time.

I’m not sure anyone of any gender really wants scissors near their genitals, so this may not be the best design

[foone]

sometimes all I can say is “what”

[foone]

is this vaporwave?

[foone]

I don’t think that’s how that works

[foone]

your strawberries will never be safe

[foone]

finally, the first robot that can eat a flan! 

[foone]

another fun trope in aliexpress sex toys: just listing off all the rooms of your house you could use it in! 

(Unlike all those terrible dildos that don’t work in the living room or kitchen)

[foone]

finally the first sex toy designed specifically for wizards! 

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[freakyessauce]

AWESOME CAROL.... we need more of her (I hope chapter 6 actually does things with her hahsahd)

Thank you very much ! Here’s a doodle of her chatting with Toriel , I really want to see them in chapter 6 .

[kieriblade]

she loves red heart-shaped objects?? ahaha what could that mean...

Commissioned to UvitaMint!!

[vivaciousclown]

with all the speculation that the next darkworld may be in the Holiday manor, I want to bring attention towards this minecraft song that made me think of undertale/deltarune when I first heard it (its even got a christmas type of vibe to it)

[jelqanatorsigmasauce]

reasons for rudy knight

1. motivation is figuring out how dark worlds make dess come back

2. connection to carol

3. connection to asgore could mean that asgore was the one to carry undyne to the shelter

4. check text in the knight fight mentions sickness multiple times and he’s a sick man

5. he is the only one of the main two families who’s been portrayed as entirely good, and a little birdie tells me tony fox wouldn’t have a character central to the entire holiday family thing to just be the good guy who’s never did nothing wrong

6. the knights power in the dark world could be the source of his illness wether it be via determination injections like i once said or something more mystical

always bet on rudy knight

[the-irken-pony]

How I feel as a DessKnighter and a RudyKnighter and a SusieKnighter and a PapyrusKnighter and a VesselKnighter and sometimes a CarolKnighter or KrisKnighter

[elf-hollow]

it's probably asking too much of the people who believe it but I cannot stop thinking about how no matter how many papyrus knight posts I've seen, joking or sincere, literally not a single one of them has ever entertained the idea of like. a motivation. for why papyrus would do any of that. like ostensibly the people who believe this are people who like papyrus and want him to have an important role in the narrative so you would think they could come up with something but you would be surprised

[nukekio]

this duo is crazy as hell. love them!!!!!!

[wylkowulko]

WELCOME HOME

[vieramars]

Carol deserves to be the weird route final boss bc holy shit i can't imagine losing the entire rest of your family in one afternoon.

[hiddeninmyhoodie]

Hello, beloved deltarune fandom--I have been too burned out to make art lately but I want you to have this post-chapter 5 height chart I spent way too long on

[lokisis]

It's my birthday and I get to choose who gets married (these are their outfits from my fic! They're not to scale lmao)

[j-h-cubedman]

Honestly, your take on Carol reminds me a lot of the 'Softer Punch' dialogue in God, The Devil, and Bob(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtzPYv3Ec8w). Carol is a flawed woman who does harm her kids sometimes with how she acts, but she ultimately does love her daughters, and is trying so hard to be a better parent than her own mother was to her.

I did a double take when I saw this ask. Ages ago I had an idea for a comic where Sir Strum talks to Dess about her mother and I scrapped it because I realised 'wait this is too similar to that one scene from God, The Devil, and Bob'. The comic involved Strum trying to communicate Carol's shitty childhood (because he was there) while still admitting that Carol made a lot of mistakes and Dess's pain is understandable.

Funny how even your unconscious influences can shine through in your work even without you realising it.