Snow

I make videos for the Internet. I mean who needs a life, friends & love when Internet is here *sobs internally*

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[surprisebitch]

reblogging on october 11

[catchymemes]

[al-fletcher]

this is a new take on the cask of amontillado

[yungdolemite]

It’s an art, not a science https://www.instagram.com/p/B3h2djLAxwd/?igshid=k2ho961b1evt

[hata4564]

その後　

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[gay-jesus-probably]

for y’all who are also bad at math but too lazy to bust out a calculator: 45 weeks is eleven months, just to make it clear how much she’s fucking with him

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[thesnowhite247]

Also I hope this venire I’m going to has Apple Pay cuz fuck

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[thesnowhite247]

The one place I know people I know aren’t really on anyone lol rip porn

But idk why I’m jealous of him talking to another woman. I have no absolute reason to be. What’s wrong with me.

Don’t actually answer I’m just venting. Thank you for caring tho.

[friendly-animals]

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[pearl-likes-pi]

This isnt my idea but someone on reddit told me to make it lol

[foreverlostinliterature]

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

I’vw seen this video like 20 times and I just have to say… there needs to be a sequel…..

[gaypeopletwitter]

[obviousplant]

Stay hydrate

[mountaindiablo-blog]

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

[tipsykipsy]

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

[grossaustralian]

“it was their second to last day”

[blackandroses]

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2018-2019.

Signatures of Elegance

The four shoe styles revisit the ‘talon virgule’ in gilt metal contemporary and refined incarnations. They are cut low or asymmetrically on the feet, but in quite a classic way, in the same spirit as a moccasin. Appearing in four shades of nude, they correspond to different skin tones, like a second skin in footwear form. - diormag,