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I would like to thank the universe for releasing Argylle on digital just in time for my birthday, even as it completely fucks up my hands at work 😭

#argylle #argylle movie #aidelly

In a surprise to NO ONE, I am still thinking about this movie—particularly about the dance fight scene.

Maybe it’s just a small fandom, or maybe I’m just not searching the correct tags, but did anyone else pick up on the dichotomy between Elly/Rachel and Aidan’s perceived folie-a-deux experience vs how it was being recorded on the Directorate’s camera monitors?

Like, when we’re in the character’s presence/reality, we experience the euphoria of their reconnection with swelling music, bright colors, beaming smiles, complex choreography, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics; but when we switch to Bryan Cranston’s POV the camera feed is just a standard (possibly even greyscale thanks to the filter to see through the smokescreens?) gunfight. I’m pretty sure the movie cuts directly from them doing the whirlybird to Bryan Cranston watching them both standing on the ground, both shooting over the other’s back 🤔

ANYWAY, this movie is a lot of fun, and after the egregious fumbling the newest Mission Impossible movie did with Ilsa’s character it was such a delight to watch a silly spy movie where love fucking wins. I would watch 1,000 more of these.

#argylle #argylle movie #aidelly

OH I AM IN DEEP

#argylle #aidelly #argylle movie

Lemme just dust off this account after eight years for a new hyper-fixation real quick

#argylle #argylle movie #aidelly

Back on my bullshit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #AlexanderGamilton

#alexandergamilton

Testing out some stuff 👍

I have so much other work I need to do, but all I wanna draw is a mini about the sibling rivalry between Leopold and Felice's daughters from this comic I drew four years ago: fortesfortunacomic.tumblr.com

#whoops #dido #parthe #comics

alwaysblind

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

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Ooto

In honor of my favorite holiday, I just uploaded a beta of The Eternal Rocks to read for free online! Try to find the panel I took this reference shot for, haha: http://theeternalrocks.tumblr.com !! #comics #theeternalrocks

#comics #theeternalrocks

Never forget: "The Swifty," 8/30/15 (at Napatree Point Conservation Area)

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People are obsessed with this youtube ad

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i.. couldn’t… stop .. watching… omg…

chalkycandy

“real sparkling”

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she is tired

thesnowybiscuit

Did she...did she have to film all the dances right after the other??

rhv

seduce me with ur history knowledge

simaraknows

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

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During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

lapisbitch

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

sirl33te

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

verysadskeleton

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

stitch-n-time

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

kanthia

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

spockyykins

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

obaewankenope

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

nat-20s

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

aphony-cree

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

naphula

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

givemeunicorns

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler) nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

queerstorian

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”