Xuebing Du
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oozey mess
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One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
Today's Document
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noise dept.
cherry valley forever
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@thesocktastic
i am upset there is not a new word to mean ‘past tense verb’ and we just call it a ‘past tense verb’ i would like to propose calling verb with the ed ending a VORB. this is my recommendation
There is a word, “preterit”. Sorry, Dr.
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anyone else relate
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
thats me in the bathroom
thats me on the toilet
pooping with my shirt off
Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.
Reblog if you have incompatible genitals
reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles
trying to prove a point to my cat
It's called dark academia because you got so stuck in a hyperfixation research loop you forgot to pay your electricity bill
do you respect the grind?
there is nothing I disrespect more than the grind
Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am
skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am
where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am
scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm
are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm
how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm
are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm
skeleton in house - 11:42 pm
bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm
weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm
gay porn - 11:02 pm
a red light lights up on your car's dashboard and underneath the light it says CAR
Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"
ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
I just don't get the appeal of streams
north atlantic fish watching salmon swim off to get eaten by bears
number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell
