Me Guard Memes

30 - he/him - Been on this hellsite for far too long. Used to stream lots but twitch blows now. I stream to everybody in my Discord still and hangout with friends there. If we are mutuals and you want a place to chill/hang hit me up, I can send a discord invite as long as you behave. Otherwise, have fun and enjoy my mess of Memes.

[2022dirt]

Close up of horses.

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[bradspace3000]

still remember how revolutionary this ad felt 10 years ago

[annesophiewashere]

excuse me but it still feels revolutionary

[stevviefox]

Keep reblogging until it feels normal everywhere.

[ruffboi-mags]

For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.

It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.

It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)

As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.

This is still revolutionary.

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[that-house]

[oneheadtoanother]

[sandmandaddy69]

[morphmaker]

the silmarillion bride

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[weantuniverse]

(via Facebook)

[samreich]

💃🎉📣

[chechula]

to celebrate end of my exams i drew gift for myself :3 (and for my dear discworld friends here :3 ) i wanted to draw someone from A-M city watch…. i wanted to draw my favorite character…. so i drew Igor preparing cocoa…and somehow rest of them happend to be there…

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[iconuk01]

I never thought Terry Pratchett's advice would be useful in THIS context

'Erotic' is when you use a feather.

'Kinky' is when you use a chicken.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

So you're saying I need to order a kinky chicken sandwich?

[viralfrog]

[thememedaddy]

[beardedmrbean]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[footlongdingledong]

love having evil knowledge and remembering things. the asgore truck gif and the among us twerking gif are rotoscoped from the same movie

[chickenwaffles17]

OH GREAT

[gar-wafflez]

@finns-gifs cursed gif lore