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“Don’t knock”
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GENTLEMAN JACK // Anne Lister + hair down
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Julie Dodson: I am lying next to a hot, steaming body.
Gill Murray: Oh, good god woman, keep your dirty little sexual fantasies to yourself!
Julie: Well I would Gill but I know it's the only excitement you get this side of Christmas.
Gill: Excuse me lady, I've got a toyboy!
Julie: Ah, yeah we've heard about this. You know your mother's paying him to go out with you don't ya?
Gill: Is that the stink of jealousy I detect?
Julie: No love, it's pity. That was you looking like a knob on the news the other night?
Gill: You're so funny I've just fallen over laughing. What d'you want anyway you fat arsed bitch?
Julie: Your radiant fragrant presence down here now. I've been instructed to liase. Why else would I lower the tone of my joyful existence by ringing you, you mad cow?
All she said was you need to go home and calm down - while she thinks about it.
Anne Lister (3 April 1791 - 22 September 1940)
However, if it were a criminal offense, if it were to become one, well, then I would have to put my neck in the noose. Because I love and only love the fairer sex. My heart revolts from any other love than theirs. These feelings haven’t wavered or deviated since childhood. I was born like this. And I act as my God-given nature dictates. If I was to lie with a man, surely that would be unnatural. Surely that would be against God, who made us, every one of us, in all of our richness and variety.
requested by anonymous ↳ We have to know what we’re doing. I have to know what I’m doing.
Anne: Come on Ann, I wasn’t that drunk.
Ann: You were literally flirting with me.
Anne: So what? You’re my wife.
Ann: You asked me if I was single, then cried when I said I wasn’t.
Marian: It’s true.
Marian: Could you please not Anne this into a worse situation than it already is?
Anne: Pause, did you just use my name as a verb?
Ann, breathless: What time is it?
Anne: I don’t know, pass me that flute.
Anne: [plays flute loudly]
Marian: WHO IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AT 1 AM?
Anne, smirks: It’s 1 am.
Anne: I’m the type of woman who likes to think things through!
Marian: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire?
Doctor: Well, it looks like the knife missed your femoral artery.
Anne: That’s good!
Marian: No! You had a knife inside of you! That’s the opposite of good!
Ann: *Trying not to faint in background*
Well, Anne. That was a nice trick you played, going to see my mother and telling her all those lies about me.
a whole babe 💞