when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
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when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
comic commission for @sparkbird KGJDSLKJGF
au where everything is exactly the same except this is how they find out about sholmes' partner 🥀
reference video under the cut lmao
i was saving this for the relevant point in my replay but yknow what
happy pride everybody 🌈
bonus:
happy june
Part 2
post canon dynamic. to me
DORIAN 🚪 Date Everything! (2025) dev. Sassy Chap Games
Malex + unhinged AO3 tags, pt 5
nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork
jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think
you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering
oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally
For anyone who needed to see her in motion.
We have to get normal porn back on this hellsite
reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
i can’t believe i made this post 10 yrs ago
There was so much gay baiting in this game it was surreal that these guys weren't Robert's additional love interests 60
LIKE TELL ME WHY THERE WERE ONLY TWO ✌️✌️✌️
💕Which dating route would you pick? 💕
Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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based on this
it's giving dorian ficwriting comeback or sumnn (sneak peek, chapter 1 coming this week!)
“IIIIIIIIT’S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!”
A piercing sound akin to a scream from Holly made you jump back. You were not prepared for this. Especially not before your morning coffee. You thankfully hit the bed and not hard wood and tumble down.
“What the heck was that?” You say, half-exasperated and half-astonished at the talents of your friend.
“Don’t you know, silly? It’s almost Christmas!” Holly’s jolly form appeared before you, nonchalantly as if she did not just belt out a… tone. She brings out a pocket calendar from her multitude of pockets, and taps the date with gusto. “Did you like my little performance, by the way? My famous singer-cousin Mariah Candy has been giving me lessons recently.” She beamed at you.
”Oh, uh, sure, it’s great,” you lamely reply, still shaken.
”Like what people always say, ‘it’s Christmas time somewhere in the world,’ right?” Holly said, bouncing on her heels.
”Look, Holly, I don’t think that’s the correct expre—“
”So…” Holly recomposed herself, putting her hands behind her back and looking up (well, down, given your fallen position) at you. “Are you going to be hosting a holiday party?”
You blink at her, as if she were uttering words in a foreign tongue.
”A… holiday party?” She echoed, as if repeating it would help you understand. “You know, a party! With… Christmas decorations! And—“
”Holly, I know what it means,” you interrupt as gently as you could, feeling a migraine incoming. You were not in the headspace to deal with this quite yet. “And no, no plans.”
”But whyyy—“
”Look, I don’t really have people around with me during the holidays,” you explain, brushing yourself off and standing up. “It’s normally a quiet family affair, but ever since I graduated, and my family are all in another state, it’s been hard for us to get together.”
”Oh.” Holly’s face briefly falls. She hums, seemingly deep in thought.
“Dorian said in confidence that he wanted one,” she softly said. A mention of the door made your ears perk up.
Oh?
It's your first Christmas with the Dateviators. Holly is hellbent on helping you organise the House's first holiday party.
Meanwhile, Dorian’s hard(wood) exterior seems to hide some sentimentality deep inside, especially after your blockbuster achievement of befriending all the residents in your house. Would it finally come out by the time the party rolls around?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75356631/chapters/196991221
“Alright, listen up, everyone!” Holly’s voice echoed louder than the chatter of the characters in front of her.
Nobody asked her to be the main organiser; in fact, perhaps it would have been better if you had been there to organise the party however you wanted. But Holly was determined; she was the damn embodiment of festive cheer, for fuck’s sake! She was not going to let you down. She even took holidays off from her work to go full-time on this endeavour.
In front of her sat rows of your household objects, neatly organised into teams. She said that it would be best if everyone had a distinct role for the party and ran things like a drill sergeant. Even Celia and Florence were sitting this time, not the ones leading the pack.
“Thank you for being here for our Operation: Holiday Party!” She announced to the crowd, earning some meek cheers from the bunch. “As we know, our good friend is having the holiday doldrums, so it would be nice to organise this as a surprise of sorts.”
DORIAN HOLIDAY FIC CHAP 2 NOW OUT!
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