the terrible itch

because i shouldn't suffer this itchiness in silence.

[brucebocchi]

[correctopinionhaver]

[only-cat-memes]

[important-animal-images]

[australianpikachu]

i’m in tears

[pixelsandpeggy]

bring this back for sun and moon while everyone’s forgotten

[clannfearrunt]

I love all the google translate Japanese text so I’m gonna translate it:

The top caption: “Neither you or I can read even two words in Japanese!”

The caption on the side photo: “This image has terrible editing, but it’s still going to trick you!”

The vertical text was most likely “Eat shit!”

Species: Pokemon

Type: steel, electric, dragon

Ability: BABY KILLER

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[zarithial]

thinking about the people who vanished without a trace. The mutual who reblogged something as usual and never came back online. The friend on discord who just disappeared, and when you go to check on them their account is deleted and theres no other way to contact them

I look out of my window and hope you are okay, I wish you well and Im sorry I didn't get to say goodbye.

I hope we meet again someday but until then. Stay safe. Stay alive. Be well.

[2009isitanyways]

This is yuri.

[teh-nos]

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

[renee561]

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

[evilphrog]

[bombsights]

betrayed by his own meat…

[onlyartists]

Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, Kitten Sleeping in the Arms of Madame Ingres

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[rosethyme]

@choppers-pink-hat

[choppers-pink-hat]

Hello, so I'm originally from Costa Rica and there's actually a good reason why the Yigüirro was chosen over so many other more colorful birds. All those toucans, parrots, and the like are quite beautiful but your average Costa Rican person rarely gets to see them, because they mostly live out in the rain forests and other places far away from human settlements. But Yigüirros live in towns and cities, so most folks are much more likely to see and appreciate them on a regular basis. Yigüirros have a strong, beautiful song which heralds the start of the rainy season, so you always know when one is around during that time of year. This trait has caused the Yigüirro to appear in a lot of Costa Rican literature as well. I think the fact that they were chosen over visually prettier species speaks to how the government let Costa Ricans vote on the national bird, rather than just making a declaration. Truly a bird of the people!

Having said all that, it is undeniably hilarious that there is a genus of bird named "Turdus."

[lostinthelegs]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[kushblazer666]

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

[lornagonigall]

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[mosertone]