What on Earth am I doing?

I am desperately in love with the human race. Firefly, Marvel (esp. Agents of SHIELD), OITNB, Tamora Pierce, terrible puns, zodiac charts that I don't believe but reblog constantly. She/her

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[bob-belcher]

[guardianofthenudes]

🗣🗣🗣BIG FACTS

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Any guy: I love history, I find it really interesting. Especially-

Me cutting him off, rubbing my temples: especially World War II. Yeah

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[c3rvida3]

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

[memereposts]

What the fuck is happening

[c3rvida3]

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

[ruinedchildhood]

[share]

when your friends actually let you talk for once but you forget what you were trying to say

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[mjalti]

I hate it when people ask “do you trust me” like …don’t call me out like that ……..the answer is no

[paxamericana]

[posting-disliker]

catholic doctrine states that the trinity is inherently impossible to fathom in human senses but guess who looks like a stupid bitch now

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nodded]

This is not who you are. You know who you are… Who you truly are.

[trashcannie]

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

[jasperzilla]

You missed some of the best ones

[porterr-robinson]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

[fooodforthot]

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list