i slept with king altador

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[spidermanifested]

this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment

[spidermanifested]

the thrilling sequel

[zubatts]

[spidermanifested]

fuck

[thethuggestfaerie]

apparently it has been two years since i started this neoblog. Hopefully it’ll be active again, someday...

[inventoryaisha]

[womenlovingwocky]

[velveteendeer]

aisha

[xweetheart]

neotag i wanna hear your hot takes

what are the worst looking color/species combos? here are my candidates:

halloween buzz? chest hair? on a bug? absolutely not. stay away from my children

i dont even know where to start….. looks like something from a fever dream. the stance… the haircut.. the ears

bootleg a bug’s life happy meal toy lookin ass

*sad naruto flute*

[alien-aishas]

[littlebittyshoyru]

Aww what a cute Koug—

NOW WAIT JUST A DIDDLY DARN SECOND

[softskeith]

i’m screaming

[neo-wraith]

She did it

[r00]

alternative to tumblr :) 

site that has the same problems

site no body uses 

site that doesnt load

site that requires payment to sign up

site that hasnt existed since 2010

[wormspeddler]

neopets

[magax-destroyer]

Obviously due to this new tumblr rule, we all must move site. And we all know where to go.

[greenaisha]

i do NOT care about the funny little animals. i do NOT care about the pretty winged ladies. i care about one thing and one thing only on neopets and that is collecting as many old shoes from that little fishing game as humanly possible

[womenlovingwocky]

op is the money tree

[neopianangst]

ding dong bitches the neopets advent calendar starts today

i just want to make sure that all 4000 of you who still follow this blog (which, thanks, lol) remember that today was the first day of the most important month of the year. midnight NST is in four hours so you still have time to get credit for today if it had slipped your mind.

i believe there’s an old neopian saying that goes something like “don’t forget to get your free shit”

[dawnstars]

the only good thing about december is the advent calendar

[womenlovingwocky]

neopets theory

the entire Neopian world and all its plots and characters take place in a computer game

[jeranrox]

if there was ever a definition of a crackpot theory that has no basis in reality, this is it.

[womenlovingwocky]

[thethuggestfaerie]

[nigelthechia]

[alien-aishas]

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The Same