What kind of fuckery is this?

Patrick. 27. Orlando

[homosexual-supervillain]

Tell’em Blanche

[science]

[beetnelson]

this was the best part of the documentary 

[perrygaga]

Lady Gaga - Joanne World Tour Interlude

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[runescapegnome]

do u ever just see a tweet that you connect with on a spiritual level

[menalaus]

LMFAO

[missjanedoeeyes-blog]

[beardedsaint]

Every day all day ❤️🤰❤️

[flyingtentacledlampfucker-deact]

Applause (2013) - Lady Gaga

[nickgoesgaga]

Wait I didn’t want this to end

[historicaltimes]

A U.S. Soldier’s snapshot of Marilyn Monroe visiting the troops in Korea, 1954.

via reddit

[afishlearningpoetry]

The Most Terrifying Villain in Get Out Is White Womanhood by Aisha Harris (full article).

“‘White liberal racism’ has been accurately pinpointed as the movie’s symbolic Big Bad, the villain that, when left unchecked, will destroy us all.”

Including Jordan Peele on Jeff Goldsmith’s The Q&A Podcast, The Birth of a Nation, King Kong, To Kill a Mockingbird, Jack Johnson, The Scottsboro Boys (#tw: lynching et. al), Emmett Till, the 1923 Rosewood Masacre, A History of Rape Reports and Lynching in the US (#tw: rape), Odell Beckham Jr., women who voted Trump, the West/Swift feud, Key and Peele’s “Othello Tis My Shite” sketch, the Democratic 1994/1996 Crime and Welfare Bills signed by Bill Clinton and the Super-Predator myth. #getoutspoilers #get out spoilers #spoilers

♫ They see a black man with a white woman At the top floor they gone come to kill King Kong ♫

Bonus: Other modern moments similar to this dynamic:

[ellidfics]

White women didnt’ ask to be used this way by racists.  We really, really didn’t.

[akeelahandthetea]

didnt a white girl just get busted for saying she was gangraped by a bunch of black men this year. and then days later came out as a liar? Rhetorical question, yes the fuck she did.

Like… In a post about white women using their victimhood as a weapon, you identify as a white woman and proceed to play the victim. Sit with that. And be a more critical thinker. 

[whaticantremembernow]

The lack of self awareness is staggering

[crimepatisserie]

if she wasn’t so shite at makeup she could’ve fooled people 

this is the story of the girl lying about being gang raped x  that @sojournerlies was referring to 

“In 1994 Susan Smith claimed that she’d been carjacked in South Carolina by a black man who drove away with her two young sons (ages 3 years old and 14 months). For nine days, she made dramatic pleas on national television for their rescue.“  

In 2007 Amanda Knox was accused of murdering her roommate, Meredith Kercher in Perugia, Italy. Naturally, she was like, “Uh uh, not me!” and blamed Diya “Patrick” Lumumba, her boss, and Lumumba was arrested. 

In 2010 Bethanny Storro claimed that she was attacked outside a Vancouver, Wash., coffee shop by a black woman who approached her and asked her whether she wanted something to drink. She claimed the woman said, “Hey, pretty girl,” and then threw a cup of acid in her face, disfiguring her. Police went on to investigate and started to think that Storro wasn’t telling the truth. And she wasn’t.

After Storro held a news conference shortly after surgery, with her head wrapped in gauze, she was booked as a guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, but she canceled the appearance after Oprah’s staff did some digging and things weren’t adding up.

In 2013, in an exclusive interview with ABC News, Storro discussed how she used the acid on herself in a failed suicide attempt because of a then-undiagnosed mental illness called body dysmorphic disorder. The illness causes an obsession with minor or imagined physical flaws. She admitted that when she was a national story, she felt that she “mattered.” She said, “In that moment I felt like I was cared for and I mattered.” She also claimed that she didn’t mean to blame it on anyone else. Right.

source for these 3 stories here x (i only put the women/’recent’ liars, the whole list has a lot more disturbing lies and terrifying outcomes for Black people who were falsely accused)

this is probably the most infamous case, screenshot taken of this article x

Brooklyn nun lying about being raped by a “hulking black man” x 

White Woman Claims She Was Robbed By Black Man Then Arrested For Lying x

all of this is on the first 2 result pages of a lousy google search 

bonus content:

so get your head out of your ass and stop wailing when we’re called out on racism and look around you instead of trying to make excuses for yourself/ourselves and try to silence Black folks 

[ororomunroedontpullout]

White women and their feminism speaks to agency of a woman and their choices but the minute it’s about racism, it’s all about how they were tricked, forced, or manipulated into being racist and how the real culprit is white men. Like they break their backs to play the victim even if it means they use the same sexist tropes

[blackgirlshit]

Welp…

[saturnineaqua]

what was the name of that white woman a few year sback that claimed two black teenagers shot machine guns into her stroller, then come to find not only did she kill her own kids, she had the decaying corpses of OTHER babies in her garage, and her own eldest daughter outted her????

[africanaquarian]

listen white women are a special kind of demon

[realitytvgifs]

[did-you-know]

Source

[kleenexwoman]

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

[schweetheart]

I feel so conflicted right now

[oliasis]

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era. 

[destroyedforcomfort]

omg

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[mozzarella-sticks]

an absolute mood

[startorrent02]

“Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀

[babyanimalgifs]

“darn, I spilled some dog food”

[thatdanestevez]

[gaystation-4]

I ghost posted this video

[readtofilth]

I FUCKING SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY MONITOR

[loozey-deactivated20220908]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tommyornahhh]

OMG LOLOLOL

[jazminraymond]

Iconicly Savagee