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This shit is too dope

Dont watch lord of the rings high off your tits. This shit will blow your mind away. God look at those little guys go

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is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life

allospiceberry

lesbian: i love my gf so much!

me:

then cherish

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thebrisklad

Do you wanna hear one of the funniest fucken stories?

gandacel

Pls do tell

thebrisklad

So in my town there is this emo satanist community and at some point a really influential emo dude called Raven lived here. Like every emo in Romania knew him because he was somehow the edgiest of them all. He was also a gigantic incel, but still tried to flirt with every goth girl on sight. At some point when he was in his last year of high school, before leaving for college, he tried to hit on an 11 yo girl(gross). It made her rlly uncomfortable. What Raven didn’t know was that this girl’s cousin was the strongest dude in town-2 meters tall, super bulky, literally looked like a mountain. So the girl told her buff cousin what Raven looked like, and one time, while Buff guy was at work, he spotted Raven. Now, funny enough, Buff Guy worked at a children’s playground, and he was dressed up as a clown that day. So he just walked up to Raven, patted him on the shoulder and asked: “Have you ever been beaten up by a clown?” and Raven said, “N-no”. To which Buff Guy replied :“It’s fine. Because you will be.”

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there is no possible way to predict the many directions this post took

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happy gay 28th, 2018

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happy gay 20gayth, 20gayteen

makkon

Hey, you kids want some prints?

Dost Thou Even Shred?

11x17in 120lbs cardstock matte finish https://makkon.bigcartel.com/product/skate-knights-dost-thou-even-shred 25 in stock

Thrash Righteously

11x17in 120lbs cardstock matte finish https://makkon.bigcartel.com/product/skate-knight-thrash-righteously 12 in stock

Thanks for your patience!

makkon

Hey nerds, here’s a reblog. Sold a bunch, but still have a bunch!

There’s 14 of Dost Thou Even Shred left and 7 of Thrash Righteously left. Get em while they’re hot!

gaylyy

heteros: idk she lives like an hour away, that’s too far

lesbians:

bob-belcher

Best thing I’ve heard all day

dramaticbackstory

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

parakeet

birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god

polistes

do-over

I feel like maybe this might be of interest to some.

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PRRRRRRRRRRR-PRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Reblogging right now because I’m having a random anxiety attack and figured someone else might need soothing too.

Cheetahs are one of my favorite animals, and they have anxiety too! They get spooked pretty easily and actually are often given therapy dogs in order to help them with their anxiety.

They’re very sweet; they just have big claws and big teeth. They’re really loving when in groups and habitually do social grooming for hours and hours. They’re a lovely animal. :3 To hear them purr is a pure delight.

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PET THE SLINKY BABY

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I knew I related to cheetahs for a reason

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:o purrrrr!!!!!!

@spiderman-against-pedos peter please look

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Hey mutuals I’m kind of depressed right now so send me your credit card number, the expiration date, and the three numbers on the back if you don’t hate me.

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The Emoji Movie got a confirmed animated series and I left a dislike on the trailer video and later that night Gene (a character in the movie) broke the wall while t-posing with the default facial expression and shot me in my bedroom.

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It’s funny how people in the notes are saying “gotta remember that damn blog name” but this reads like the usual tumblrdotcom shitpost. I wouldn’t bat an eye if I saw this on my dash even if I didn’t see the name

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blowing up bridges

shayminzzz

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

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Me when someone says I shouldn’t burn a certain bridge

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i’m going to start making shitty formulaic tumblr posts. someone respond to this incredulously so i can threaten them.

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what the fuck

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i am going to turn you inside out

junioroctopus

op do you take constructive criticism

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the only thing i take is lives

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Im shaking what does this mean

opossummypossum

Opossums don’t always have dainty table manners, but they definitely enjoy their food! This particular opossum is in captivity because she is blind and has balance issues, but that doesn’t stop her from sniffing out tasty snacks. (x)