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[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[tinytablepodcast]

Tiny Table Mothership Masterlist

Rules Breakdown

Episode 1: Eye of the Storm

Episode 2: All in a Day's Work

Episode 3: Going out with a Bang

Post Mortem

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[spikedru]

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

[spikedru]

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

[gayrobot9000]

[eyes full of tears] my aa cups are actually quite princesslike and demure. hmph

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[mayanhandballcourt]

Photographer Jake Inez

[romanceyourdemons]

an interesting thing about clothing in late medieval and early modern europe is that, while lower class people generally did wear brightly colored clothing instead of muddy brown clothes, there were very distinct differences in the color of clothing people of different classes wore. clothing was done with all natural dyes, of course, but they were either dyed locally with cheap and easily accessible ingredients, or they were dyed in holland, italy, the ottoman empire, or even further afield using a jealously guarded secret combination of difficult-to-access ingredients, including (crucially) better-quality fixatives. this means that not only did expensive imported fabrics maintain a dark, rich tone much longer than a locally dyed one, which would get a washed out look after a couple of years, but there were also certain colors that a working class farmer literally couldn’t afford to wear, and even though the difference between a cheap local lincoln green and an expensive imported popingay green might seem subtle to us people then seem to have been very sensitive to those differences. that’s also why the colors puritans tended to wear seem uncharacteristically bright to our modern eye—black was such a rich and expensive color that it would be inappropriate to wear to anything other than a portrait sitting, but the colors orange and kendall green were deeply humble in their origins

[mr-deep-downer]

haters learn of my dark origins and then ask if I ever tried to reject my monstrous nature

[worst-roommates-ever]

[teratocrat]

this is not "leftist infighting" i am openly declaring my intent to kill and eat you

[traaansfem]

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

[maidthings]

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

[maidthings]

she keeps staring off into the distance saying those shit like "those as youthful as you know not what horrors lie in your past" even though we both know damn well she's talking about the 2008 financial crash

[ryogas]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

There’s something unhinged in her eyes that I had to pause the gifs to see it properly

[mangonetics]

*falls down the stairs sexily*

[soballoonist]

I wish medical transition was seen as the miracle of modern medical science that it is and not some freak experiment that misguided young "girls" and perverted fetishistic "men" do as a vanity project.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Smiling Bats

Bodleian Library, MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v

[arthistorycq]

I love them so much.

[english-history-trip]

Everyone loves to doodle Bat