okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-
-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house
is SO goddamn funny

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okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-
-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house
is SO goddamn funny
the “i don’t know that side of you at all” line is so underappreciated because it’s really the first time ilya has revealed an insecurity to shane, something so ingrained in him by his father that he wears it like a second skin, and he positions it as a light-hearted joke but shane doesn’t get why he would say that about himself. shane meets him head-on, so earnest and sweet: i don’t know that side of you at all. i only know that you have put in relentless work to hone your craft and dominate your career. i pour everything into this sport and you’re the only one who can keep up—how could you be lazy. i made you pursue me for two years before we had sex and you never stopped. you could have anyone; you put in the work for me. every time we fuck you give and give and give. you’ve learned my body and figured out what i need because i never let myself. i don’t know that side of you at all.
i love you and it's getting worse.
Edgar Allen Poe // Alicia Ostriker // Alexander Pushkin // Mayy Sayigh // Audre Lorde // Margarita Karapanou // Tishani Doshi // Joseph Morris // Cecilia Woloch // Audre Lorde // Faiz Ahmed Faiz // love is a dog from hell, the limousines
Ilya's face when shane said he was a disaster in bed with rose needs to be talked about more, this man CANNOT fathom the thought of having anything less than mind blowing sex w shane ol
The closest they came to "casually hooking up" in the entirety of their decade long situationship was Vegas and they both ended up in tears by the end of that night.
i know we love the board checks during the fuckfest montage but this check post-tuna meltdown fucking kills me. ilya is just so. look me in the eyes. do you miss me. do you regret it. am i losing you for good am i losing you for good am i losing you for good.
the fact that Ilya clearly does not wear shoes in his house (we see him in house slippers) and he even takes them off at Shane’s but when Shane asks Ilya if he should take his shoes off at his house Ilya is like oh no you’re good don’t worry about it this is really chill and I’m very laid back nothing is serious at all I’m Ilya Rozanov, really chill and easy going guy just hang out for a while we can do whatever we want it’s chill don’t worry wear your shoes, why would I care ? I’m chill
the thing about heated rivalry is beyond the actual hockey games it's never shane vs ilya. it's shane vs the shame or ilya vs the horrors but they're always walking towards each other. always together, even when they can't pick up their heads and see it. so yeah shanegirl this ilyagirl that but do not forget that from whence you came (the hollanov combination torture nexus/sex dungeon)
Every time I see this image
I can’t help but think of this
My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.
The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:
Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)
Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style
Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to
This was meant to be cute and funny, but I can’t stop thinking about how deeply touching this moment is—watching Ilya sit there, enjoying pasta at the Hollander’s, feeling so safe in a way he probably never has before. He looks relaxed, genuinely at ease, like his body finally understands that it doesn’t need to stay braced for impact. For someone who never knew peace in his home in Moscow, that ease feels monumental. Even in the middle of chaos, there’s warmth in the air, love that doesn’t have to be earned, and Ilya can feel it. In that moment, he knows he’ll be accepted here—that the worst of Shane’s family is still a thousand times gentler and more loving than the very best he ever had back home. And that realization, for him, is everything.
"Ilya wanted to tell Shane that it had been one of the best days of his life. It had been awkward, sure, but Ilya felt that, if he hadn’t quite been already, he would be welcomed into Shane’s family, and that was no small thing. In fact, to Ilya, who had barely been welcome in his own family, it was huge."
— David Cronenberg, Consumed
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as we approach tu bishvat I am thinking about the olive trees in palestine. as we approach the new year for trees i am thinking about all the trees burned and cut down and decimated in palestine during the past century. as people gear up to donate to the reforestation and ecological concerns of occupied lands for tu bishvat i am thinking of the disregard for the environment in gaza and the west bank, i am thinking of the destruction of agricultural sites, of families’ olive groves and pomegranate trees that have stood for decades or even centuries, i am thinking of the ecological impact of incessant bombardment. as i get the zoom link to the tu bishvat seder with a list of foods to prepare in my email i am thinking of hunger in palestine.
donate to care for gaza
donate to PCRF
donate to anera
I love how the ofmd fandom is just getting more radicalized through all the bs with Max after the announcement three days ago. The anti union sentiment from the studio during a strike. The choice to invest a shit load into terf wizard show and milk existing IPs to death. The usual slimy business strategies from a ceo who doesn’t give fuck all about what company he’s the head of. Among many other things. All of it getting picked apart for our little pirate queers. Remember y’all, one of Edward Teach’s crimes…
He would be so proud 🏴☠️