In the High and Far-Off Times, in a galaxy far, far away, the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no trunk. He had only a blueish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he could wriggle about from side to side; but he couldn’t pick up things with it. But there was one Elephant—a new Elephant—an Elephant’s Child—who was full of ‘satiable curiosity, and that means he asked ever so many questions. And he lived on Tatooine, and he filled all Tatooine with his ‘satiable curiosities. He asked his tall aunt, the Kaminoan, why she walked just so, and his tall aunt the Kaminoan spanked him with her hard, hard hand. He asked his tall uncle, the Gungan, what made his skin spotty, and his tall uncle, the Gungan, spanked him with his rubbery, rubbery hand. And still he was full of ‘satiable curiosity! He asked his broad aunt, the Shaak, why her eyes were red, and his broad aunt, the Shaak, spanked him with her broad, broad hoof; and he asked his hairy uncle, the Wookie, why melons tasted just so, and his hairy uncle, the Wookie, spanked him with his hairy, hairy paw. And still he was full of ‘satiable curiosity! He asked questions about everything that he saw, or heard, or felt, or smelt, or touched, and all his uncles and his aunts spanked him. And still he was full of ‘satiable curiosity!
Finally this physical abuse and lack of communicability pushed the ‘satiable Elephant’s Child over the edge of sanity. He turned his ‘satiable curiosity to the dark, dark side, to master those powers that could alter his fate. So he played his jaunty music at local dives when he could get a paying gig, but, when not so occupied, the ‘satiable Elephant’s Child wreaked his terrible vengeance on his spanking relatives. Soon he was known no longer as Max Rebo, the ‘satiable Elephant’s Child; now he is known and feared only as Darth ‘Satiable, Blue Lord of the Trunk.
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