The Unholy Parish

This is my main blog, it's a clusterheck of posts that interest me. My writing side blog is @dandelionthoughts

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[catgirl-techsupport]

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

[blueflipflops]

Which "children's" movie gave you childhood trauma?

Coraline

Series of Unfortunate Events

The Witches (1990)

All Dogs Go to Heaven

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Nightmare Before Christmas

Spirited Away

Beetlejuice

My childhood trauma was not here >:( (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

Reblog for bigger sample size!

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[queen-of-hearts92]

Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!

[smogteeth]

Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life. 

[missmonstermel]

Treasure trove

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[simplyclockwork]

These are REALLY cool

[catchymemes]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

This 1000 year old Katana looks as good as it did the day it was made. [3746x3024]

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f72y5g/this_1000_year_old_katana_looks_as_good_as_it_did/

[rannulfr]

Oh man… This is no longer my lane but I can’t leave this at “1000 year old sword”.

This is Mikazuki. The Crescent Moon blade.

This sword was crafted by Sanj(y)o Munechika and is older than 1000 years. (The Smith’s oldest signed work is from 987).

There are only 5 of the smith’s pieces remaining and this one exhibits one of the first times in history that the Japanese sword takes on it’s utilitarian curved shape.

This sword was owned by a laundry list of important historical figures including Oda Nobunaga’s general Toyotomi Hideyoshi who unified Japan.

You are essentially looking at a Japanese Excalibur.

I am humbled to even be able to see a picture of this sword.

[systlin]

If I could ever see this blade in person I might just die there on the spot.

This blade is one of the finest examples of the blacksmith’s art ever created. Ever. Anywhere. Period.

[changing-my-username]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedogfeelings]

[c-bassmeow]

Keep donating, knocking, phone banking, talking to relatives, and convincing people to come out and vote. There has never been a greater chance to actually transform the country in a long long time. He actually has a shot BUT we have to come out and vote for him, especially young people. We NEED to come out in just as high of numbers as old people.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[undereyelids-deactivated2014052]

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

[judgebunnie]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[abysswarlock]

[kindfulkirby]

Apparently that is an exceptionally large wombat, quite possibly the largest ever.

They are not quite as big normally. Still larger than one might suspect, though…

[tac0-bac0]

Apparently they’re about the size of an overweight 8 year old, thanks Kirby!

[sandersstudies]

Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other “I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like ‘awww man you’re gonna have to call a moving company’ and then my friend is like ‘nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,’ you know?”

What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is thin but your heart is swole.

[calypsus]

lesbians vs vegetarians

Pride (2014) dir. Matthew Warchus

Derry Girls (2018 - ) dir. Michael Lennox

Welsh grandma and Northern Irish grandpa have the same chaotic energy when it comes to the eternal struggle: is she a lesbian.. or a vegetarian?