TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
Color Me Curious
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Product Placement
The Bowery Presents
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
gracie abrams
blake kathryn
Doug Jones
occasionally subtle
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
official daine visual archive
Noah Kahan
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@theunholypoet
“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game
Tell me what it is
Tell me what it is
Tell me what it is
doesn’t matter, we already lost
just a dude & his skateboard
Accurately-titled novels - part 1
(Part 2)
Writers’ HQ
long may she reign
Lisa Farrall hairstyling (British Hair Awards 2016, Afro Finalists Collection)
Wait, these aren’t paintings?!
I spent the whole time scrolling down going “are these photorealistic paintings or actual photos”
Finally it’s back on my dash again and I’m still in awe.
Those are just beautiful and I mean every detail. I can’t believe those are “simply” from a Hair Award. I mean the hair looks fantastic but so does everything else.
I fully subscribe to this theory and I believe they swapped endings last minute
A BIG FUCK YOU TO ANYONE DEFENDING D&D!
Crew: are we ready to set sail, captain?
Arya: yeah… I guess
Crew: is something wrong
Arya: just, you know that feeling when you’re packing for a trip and you know you’re forgetting something but you just can’t remember what?
-several days at sea later-
Arya: SHIT MY BOYFRIEND I FORGOT TO PACK MY BOYFRIEND
he hop
Sproing boing boing
HIM DO A POUNCE
STEPHEN KING “The Desk”
Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I
Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.
Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”
I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.
I C O N I C
One Day at a Time, The Funeral (S03E01)
Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.
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If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?
This took three whole social media plats to answer
i want to live in a lighthouse and write books for a living and dress only in mossy colored sweaters and grow mushrooms and thyme and tomatoes and lavender in a little garden surrounded by a little yellow fence
Y'all a lighthouse is just one bigass spiral staircase. That is maximum motionsickness just to carry up groceries or go walk the dog. Also, imagine sweeping all those stairs.
modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife
She’s hades, he’s Persephone
Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.
Loves his wife
Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people
Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong
And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.
Easy to underestimate
Knows her own mind
Will cut you
“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened.
“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?
“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.
“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.
“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”
Read me a story!
Parenting level - God Mode
