The fucking Lizard King

25 by now god I’ve spent a decade on this app. This is memes and my random interests. Enjoy!

[soap-is-an-artist]

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[indecisive-neurodivergent]

THESE MFS FIGURED OUT HOW TO TIPPY TAPPY THEY LITTLE FUCKIN TOES??!

[beebisbeeble]

@weevilsdaily

The Tippy Tabbler

[weevilsdaily]

me when i dum-de-dum

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[sugaryewscythe]

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

[toastbutteregg]

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

5 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 5 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

5 p.m. is so early

[oneheadtoanother]

[lucite-pear]

[medievaljournalist]

i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

[help-im-not-original]

could use a riverjob right about now

[medievaljournalist]

i will need to start over because i am going to throw the first stone at your head

[valtsv]

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

[scramratz]

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

[luetta]

lets touch our antennae together. i don’t care anymore. i just wanna feel you. i don’t care that it’s not allowed or it’s weird. fuck the colony. let’s go off into the long grass where no one can find us and touch antennae. just you and me

[femmenietzsche]

i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry

No, not that I saw.

[femmenietzsche]

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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore