Welcome to thewhildlife of Bleach-ed-Na-Tsu

Welcome home, lovely. This is the new home of 'allthesamesky' and 'bleach-ed-natsu' a fanfiction author on Ao3 and FFN. My door is always open. She/Her 24

[chiisanahoshi]

[tommyswiseau]

[wereralph]

I remember Brennan saying “laws are just structured threats made by the ruling socioeconomic class” during an episode of D20 and we truly just had to stan immediately

[sisterofthewolves]

Picture by Jim Brandenburg

[replicated-archive]

i think i would rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one guy who genuinely believes in sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit

[sarahtheferret]

women who take astrology too seriously:  hey bestie i made u a star chart

men who believe the s/a/b male bullshit:  women should be enslaved

[replicated-archive]

i think i would rather encounter multiple women who take astrology too seriously over even one guy who genuinely believes in sigma/alpha/beta male bullshit

[sarahtheferret]

women who take astrology too seriously:  hey bestie i made u a star chart

men who believe the s/a/b male bullshit:  women should be enslaved

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[yugiohz]

mr. and mrs. movingcastle are ready for summer

[guerrillatech]

[dr-otter]

Draining and paving wetlands is just about one of the worst ideas ever. When water can disperse along a winding waterway into soft soil it slows it's movement way down. Slow water deposits sediment instead of eroding it. Plants can grow in it that clean the water and trap more sediment. That increased soil absorbs and slows extra water when there's a larger rain than usual and buffers the effects of even torrential storms.

Fast, straight waterways remove soil, and don't give water a chance to soak in. Often insult is added to injury by paving and armoring the banks (ostensibly to reduce erosion) removing any possibility of absorbing and slowing extra water. Any increase in precipitation upstream means a higher water level. A storm means catastrophic flooding.

Draining wetlands doesn't make more "usable" land, it sets the stage for tragedies.

[slavicafire]

“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set

given how Americanised this site is, it’s important to celebrate all our countries and nationalities - with all their quirks and vices and ridiculousness, and all that might seem strange to outsiders.

1. favourite place in your country?

2. do you prefer spending your holidays in your country or travel abroad?

3. does your country have access to sea?

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

5. favourite song in your native language?

6. most hated song in your native language?

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?

9. which of your neighbouring countries would you like to visit most/know best?

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

11. favourite native writer/poet?

12. what do you think about English translations of your favourite native prose/poem?

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders?

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

17. are you interested in your country’s history?

18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

19. do you like your country’s flag and/or emblem? what about the national anthem?

20. which sport is The Sport in your country?

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed?

23. which alcoholic beverage is the favoured one in your country?

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country?

26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

27. favourite national celebrity?

28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites?

29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family?

[924inlegend]

#PUT RESPECT ON THEIR NAMES B*ZZFEED! 

[fuck-customers]

Every single day for about 4 weeks this woman has been coming into our shop, handing out religious pamphlets, and attempting to preach. We kick her out very quickly, she's banned from the store in site. On Monday it got to the point where the owner, our manager and I were standing outside because we know she comes everyday at 2:45. We dont wanna call the police because acab, they might hurt this woman, so we decide to make her uncomfortable. I was forced to endure catholic education most of my life so i know how to debate with receipts. My manager is agnostic and loves to argue. And the owner is a practicing witch. It took maybe 20 minutes for this lady to freak out and decide to leave us alone. She asked us what our relationship with god was and i said "Sky Daddy and I like to keep our relationship private" which she hated lmao. My manager said "Is there one? I don't know" and the owner said "God? Which one? I talk to many of them"

It's been a few days we haven't seen her since. Good riddance lol if you've been kicked out of a place of business more than 10 damn times, take a minute to evaluate your behavior

[setaflow]

I’m sorry but these responses were gold

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[x0401x]

5 Days of LGBTQ+ by @hanae-ichihara, @ayumiko & @tohaki

Day 4: Favorite LGBT+ fictional couple → TouYuki

[stevencharleston]

it’s time to look at some photos of pikas carrying plants and flowers in their mouths

[redscharlach]

I’m glad romance isn’t dead. At least, not if you’re a fuzzy herbivorous lagomorph.

[agreyeyedgirl]

[kendalls-roy]

The Tragic Death of Princess Diana

[agapantoblu]

All this site ever talks about are Italian Grandmas, where’s the appreciation for my Italian Found Grandpas?

[agapantoblu]

I got two neighbours in their 70s and 80s respectively and they’ve both taken a wild interest in my orchard because they both used to plant stuff and now they’re living vicariously through mine, checking on progress, helping out, trying to teach me stuff except most of the time they have wildly different opinions on how to spot bastard branches on tomato plants and I’m living for the drama

[agapantoblu]

We were plowing the field today when one of them asked me why I didn’t have a boyfriend when I’m already 25 and I went “Men are trouble”, you know, like a lesbian, and he just stopped for a second, thought then dipped his hat. “Now, that is true” where else would I get this?

[agapantoblu]

Update, Found Grandpas now planning my future marriage like an heist.

“You like fieldwork, you need to marry the son of a landowner. Lots of land, lots of cultivation. Done! You’re set for life!”

“But he must be dumb.”

“Oh yeah, dumb like a wood plank. So dumb you can do whatever you want.”

“And get the land.”

“And get the land!”

[agapantoblu]

You know what? Bisexual farmer marries landowner himbo is the happy ending I deserve