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arden | 25 | ace | she/they/he

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[ashmindpalace]

average first sentence of a math wikipedia page:

A snorkle basis is a particular sort of set that has some properties and is generally "nice" (in a rigorous sense) and can do many things and is very practical.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[nonlynear]

“unprofitable platform” i’m getting rich off the currency of genuine human connection idiot

[sp1resong]

great post everyone hit the towers

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[fearforthestorm]

i'm not really in the mood for pride month but it must be said, i love trans people, i love being transgender, i love being friends with trans people, i love the way that our experiences with and relationship to gender enrich our lives, i love the act of self-determination and self-creation that we engage in every day just by living. i want to be alive for a future that is kinder to us all. i want to see a world where our joy outweighs our grief and fear and misery, immeasurably, undeniably.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

0

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-14

15-19

20-24

25-29

30-35

36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Remaining time: 2 days 17 hours

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[beguilingcorpse]

the best thing about rulette 2 is that i do think it adds substantial mechanical improvements to the game design of the first iteration — paul and sam as ‘players’ intended to follow and be called out on rules, interesting new rules/prompts/modifiers, the golden rule concept, etc. — but all of that slowly but surely becomes overshadowed by josh ruben landing by chance on all of the specific rules that transform him into a baby-themed tongue-heavy gyrating monster

[thinkanamelater]

They should ship Brennan Lee Mulligan over to the UK and make him compete in Taskmaster. I think it'd be sort of a vacation from the kind of experiments that Sam plays on him

[arsenicandfinelace]

Conversely, I think Alex Horne should appear in person on Game Changer, in character as the Taskmaster’s Assistant now assisting Sam.

He should at first be pleasantly surprised by how nice Sam is as a boss, compared to Greg — he speaks so politely to him! — and over the course of the episode should grow more and more uncomfortable with Sam’s sunny-eyed sadism.

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person