The World Falls Up

too old to reasonably still be on here | too young to be from a generation not fucked by the current state of the world

[lamortwrites]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

[lamortwrites]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[janeeyrewasfaecoded]

You omit the Oxford comma and those last two items in the list start lookin kinda gay. Like why are you two standing so close together

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[nikayna]

[lustcannibalism]

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[irbcallmefynn]

Today hasn't been very good. Reblog to cover prev in blankets and tell them everything is going to be okay and they're loved.

[berryesque]

Interview with the cheerleader

[transmalewife]

But I’m a vampire

[teathattast]

[kittykatninja321]

big day for girls who love lists and useless statistics

[velocitations]

i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

[telltaletypist]

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

[telltaletypist]

it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me

[pitbolshevik]

remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"

[pitbolshevik]

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock