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RMH
Sade Olutola
Show & Tell
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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occasionally subtle
Discoholic 🪩
oozey mess
todays bird
One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
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noise dept.
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@thexheroineappears
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FREE HIM
HE CAME BACK
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.
When the effects dont load right
Science side of tumblr pls explain
It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.
Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.
Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.
science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls
http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica
Save a life
Totes good data.
The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?
Change your neighbor’s screws too
Channel your inner dad
Chage everyone’s screws
Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws
Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.
make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.
Just a random note.
are you an oversized sweater bisexual or an oversized flannel shirt bisexual
stop trying to make bisexuals choose things
tag yourself im chaotic average
i can relate
Justin: Do you want me to ask Sydnee real quick?
Griffin: Yeah, yeah.
Justin: I’ll just ask her. Okay, hold on. [sounds of him walking away from the mic]
Griffin: But I wanna hear it!
Justin: [yelling, at a distance] Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd!
Sydnee: [at even more of a distance] What?
Justin: [yelling] Why doesn’t the penis gain fat? [pause] Why doesn’t the penis get fat?
[Griffin and Travis snicker for a while]
Justin: [comes back to the mic] She says Jesus.
Griffin: [bursts into laughter]
me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger
the rest of my brain:
Adorable Kitty - Purin Kitty
Michael B. Jordan accepts the award onstage at the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards on June 16, 2018.
Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes
portmanteaus
when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
saying words phonetically
saying words with Emphasis
putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles
singing a word for emphasis
wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”
using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get
feel free to add more
t’challa is a true bro
these men are ACTUAL ROYALTY, THEY CAN AFFORD A BIT OF FURNITURE
Steve: Black Panther, how did it happen
T’challa:
They’re the only 2 avengers with siblings ofc they aint sayin shit
I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d
#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFS
Those tags. ^^
in which griffin mcelroy has an undying love and appreciation for his beautiful wife rachel
i was in such a BAD mood today and this lifted my spirits
PLEASE listen to Wonderful
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
You made me lol ^_^
I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!
in honor of season two of the adventure zone starting this month, the new mcelroy merch store, and reaching (almost) 10,000 followers here, i’m doing another giveaway! because they’re fun!
one winner gets a $50 gift card to mcelroymerch.com!
(aka store.dftba.com, which is where the mcelroy’s merch store is hosted)
get yaself some taz or mbmbam or etc stuff hell yea
you know the drill:
must be following me, @wizardtwins
no giveaway blogs or unused blogs
don’t tag as “giveaway”
ONE REBLOG AND ONE LIKE PER PERSON. i’ll be lenient as long as you do not spam reblogs. you won’t win.
winners will be chosen using a random number generator
if the winner doesn’t reply to my tumblr PM in 48 hours, i will choose another winner
must be comfortable giving me an email address
ends may 5th, 2018
(this giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr or dftba.com in any way)
