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LITTLE COOKIES!
OH MY GOODNESS
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Donāt feel bad if you still wish your body looked different or if your voice sounded better or if you canāt quite love yourself yet. Self-acceptance is a journey. Youāre not hopeless just because others may be ahead of you. Appreciate yourself. Appreciate how far youāve come. Youāre on your way, at your own pace.
1 year difference!
You look amazing !
Thank you!!!
Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I wasĀ ālocked outā of my car
Iāll preface this by saying Iām usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. Iāll make this quick:
I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.
I call a locksmith, explain that Iām locked out of my car. He says heāll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:
āSo locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, Iāll have it open in a minute.ā
āNo, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.ā I replied.
He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesnāt say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.
I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story heād have to tell was worth the drive out.
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but youāre still like āoh damn why did I say thatā
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Iām saying hahahaha. He legit looks like heās ready to fight somebody hahahaha.
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disney princess quizzes be like
what do you like to do in your spare time?
- eat apples - go swimming - sleep - brush your really long hair - freeze shit - save china
A girl at work kept sputtering when she was ordering her coffee, and her friends kept giggling. Sheās literally so cute omg.
Update: she keeps glancing at me over her mug. Her friend is nudging her. Iām literally. Omg.
UPDATE: I was getting dishes from a nearby table. Her friend said āDo it.ā Over amd over. She sputtered out āyouāre cuteā sheās blushing a lot. Omfg.
Someone asked if I drink espresso straight. I said I donāt do anything straight. She giggled. Her friend smiled. What the frick.
I GOT HER FUCKIGN NUMBER
Her name is Riley and weāre gonna see a movie together on Sunday. OH SHIT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER READ
tastefullyoffensive:
Lies Parents Tell Their Kids (photos via imgur) Previously: Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts
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I just want fall and winter so I can wear my daily yoga pants without sweating my balls off
ā” D I A L Ā 1- 8 0 0 A S - I F ! ā”
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