I don't even LIKE pot...

//Wil//Male//Slytherpuff//IDGAF//Double-majoring is slowly killing me. Long-form blog posts are listed under "Shaggy Essays." shorter stuff is listed under "Shaggy Thoughts."

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fakehistory]

A noble receives an Indulgence as a gift from his close friend in church (circa 1508)

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Everyone from California has a misplaced sense of elitism. No matter how cool they seem, eventually it will come out. I have never met an exception. 

[magsnagadaunkyllyble]

Have you seen the rest of the country?  IT is not misplaced.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Thanks for the proof of concept 

[wyrmmaster]

ZUN is the anti-Nasu.

While both have created massive, incredibly complex universes comparable in scope and detail, Nasu goes in with a plan.

When we approached ZUN for comment on his rich universe, he was asleep hanging off his couch, seventeen cans of beer strewn about. We woke him up and asked our question. His response was, quote:

“Touhou has lore?”

[dandelion-head]

I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill.

“THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

[cil-confirmed]

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[arthriticjester]

Lucy from Peanuts vs Goku. On one hand, Goku could obliterate any child. On the other, he would absolutely fall for the football thing

[topographicocean]

This is still one of my favourite interactions I’ve ever seen on the internet

[pansexualkiba]

What makes this even more funny is that the fucking otaku’s choices are. All girls whose only difference in body shape is boob size. Which is only proving her point lol

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And yet she still thought it was super weird. Couldn’t even handle some big-tiddy waifus with like, fangs and scales and fur and stuff. Weak.

[thottavius-rex]

High key hope this site doesn’t get deleted. I know it’s probably nothing but I just realized we have the voltron kin and skeleton stealers quarantined in here and letting them out onto other sites would be chaos. A 21st century Pandora’s box

[apenitentialprayer]

“Holy Mary, Virgin Most Pure, we ask for your protection from the temptations of the Devil. May the evil spirits flee from you, enraged and in fear of the power of the sanctity of your ‘fiat’, an eternal reminder of their rejection of their Lord. Along with your husband, the Terror of Demons, intercede on our behalf with your Most Glorious Son, who has conquered Death and broken the back of Sin. May we be filled with the Holy Spirit to who’s Will you perfectly conformed to. Amen.”

— Imperatrix Inferni (a.k.a. a “Hail Mary Full of Grace, Punch the Devil in the Face” prayer)

[wardencommando]

“lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical world

[gothicprep]

take me to the r rated wendys. take me to the wendys that quentin tarantino directed.

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[moonblossom]

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

[goth-cowboy-deactivated20150401]

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

[bogleech]

A better way to bee

[thescienceofjohnlock]

‘ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh’

[givemeinternet]

This is a theater stage for a play

[tenofswords618-deactivated20140]

no thats a boss battle

[glutko]

[tainbocuailnge]

new meme