Sam (They/Them)

Just for funsies~

[theyellowfinch-blog]

I apparently really like making pink-ish moodboards

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[just-shower-thoughts]

You get ‘on’ a bus or train, but you get ‘in’ a car or taxi

[cynth3tic]

How to not mix them up (for those who might be learning English): If you walk upright when boarding, you’re getting on. If you sit into a seat from the door, you’re getting in.

So, for example, you also get *on* a plane or boat, and *in* a carriage.

[white-throated-packrat]

Oh, that is a good distinction.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[transfemfalco]

the fact that catnip exists is SO funny… you can just Activate Silly Mode on your cat

[frawgs]

fuhgedda bottit. light em up vinny he’s gonna be sleepin with da fishes

[tariqah]

[regularlesbian]

he has klingon forehead

[pissvortex]

my phone is taunting me by notifying me of new messages i have received on here but not actually letting me view them

[pissvortex]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[normal-guy-posts]

Spoiling myself tonight

[starshadowx2]

Look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[hauntedcephalopod]

[wheresanegg-blog]

old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds

[renegalien-deactivated20210515]

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

[bob-belcher]

[pissvortex]

i want my lawyer

[pollytipsy]

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[dopernose-deactivated20141116]

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

[bxv0-deactivated20190505]

More at 11

[yeehawlw]

weed? um no thanks i