Madeleine

more like madalone am i right there's no bi flag emoji but you can imagine it, you're not hopeless 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇩🇪 i post stuff i think is funny and reblog my interests

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[whossirup]

has anyone done this yet lol

[demilypyro]

has anyone pointed this out yet

she's finally happy

[cholerascum]

i shaved my legs and showered and became the softest thing alive.

YOU CAN TOO!!!! TAKE ESTROGEN!!! BE A GIRL!!! BE SOFT!!!!!

[nnickykunn]

bunny seth? i mean ok yeah ofc sure why not

[not100bees]

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

[ashes2caches]

I see a trans girl wearing a tiara and I immediately start calling her your highness and begin kissing her toes out of respect.

[theyormlass]

good. as you should. hmph.

[melodies-stereo]

the turrets from portal still kinda give me gender envy, i love that theyre basically just chuuni little girls who want a hug and get upset when they cant do their job . and ughh dont get me started on their ‘awawawas’ when they fall over … theyre so sweet .. i love you turrets from portal

[esthermika]

pro tip for getting a trans girl to fall in love with you: treat her like a plushie. like a soft and delicate thing that is so soft to hold and touch.

she doesn't often get to feel that way. if you offer that to her, she'll love you forever

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[clowngirlcreampie]

while I'm at it we really do need to be nicer to fat trans girls

[clowngirlcreampie]

there is probably a good reason she's still wearing the clothes she did in highschool is all I'm saying

[clowngirlcreampie]

buy her clothes. give her flowers. tell her she's pretty don't just keep those thoughts to yourself.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

some days i feel overwhelming grief for the fact that i never got to be a teenaged girl

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[unabashedllamamusic]

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wheezecheese]

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Because of a new medication he’s taking my dad can have chocolate again without it giving him migraines and he’s just been introduced to Tim tams for the first time and had the standard escalation from “oh these are pretty good” to “whoops I’ve eaten an entire box by mistake”