The Zazzler Report

[venustapolis]

The rose garden (Arthur John Black, 1855 - 1936)

[ultra-despair-deactivated202106]

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

[beynotce]

[kwermaid28]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame?

[music-dreamers]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[ceruleanheaven]

studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[itsvriskabitch]

[landsccape]

[cogentranting]

Mr. Collins would be such a fan of ai. He would love it. He would have it write scripts for him to use for complimenting people. He'd ask it what to do in social situations and then when someone would tell him "I think that's a bad idea" he'd be like "my dear madam it's so good of you to be concerned but I think the highly esteemed Grok knows a little more about this than a lady like yourself" and then he'd go humiliate himself publicly.

[becinabubblegvf]

It’s good to see our little community rise from the dead like sleeper agents when gvf decide to make a cryptic post at 5am (Western Australia time) on a random Tuesday

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[via-fm]

unfortunately snl us has won me over a little bit because i’m quoting “what are we doing? what’s going on” multiple times a day since harry was on it

[thezazzler]

omg SAME because honestly what are we doing? what's going on?

[thezazzler]

I offer this to my people as a gift

[vineandleaf]

Visit Original Link

naïve melody (this must be the place) || talking heads

i’m just an animal looking for a home share the same space for a minute or two

[dailyclassicart]

Károly Markó - "Italian Landscapes at Sunset, Fishermen" (1851)

[thezazzler]

How much does this place cost to rent.

[edgingthedarkness]

Jake in blue lighting spam…

[thezazzler]

A throwback. A classic, even.

[shutupdevvie]