non-fictionkin

[luisonte]

[theeinkibus]

@gwengrimm

[thezikes]

@blunaowl

[blunaowl]

And here’s the other!! #FFFF2020 (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7bwsFsH11V/?igshid=1ro776s98hrxq

[thezikes]

[justlookatthosesausages]

(awesome gif by @gothamcity)

I just noticed now that not only Elsa falls into the water from what looks like 5 meters high (ouch) but she’s also immediatly hit by a HUGE block of ice, if not SEVERAL huge blocks of ice (mega ouch), and based on how she protects herself with her arms and how we saw in the past that she’s not immune to the impact of ice (chandelier’s fall in the ice palace), I’d say that it WILL hurt and this can only lead to either a head trauma or a big bump/bleeding and if she faints and drown into that sea I will not be okay

[snowqueenofmyheart]

NO STOP.  BAD JLATS.  MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS.

[mam-te-moc]

SHE WILL BE FINE

[yet-another-elsanna-victim]

See, situations like this are the sort that would reflexively and unconsciously tap into a “flash freeze” of her immediate surroundings. 

I mean, if a vague fear can freeze the entire castle then impending death crashing down on top or her ought to at least immobilize/freeze all water within 50’.

Then her problem becomes how to extricate herself from a giant protective ice cocoon that is bobbing in the waves towards shore. 

[thegeekogecko]

Her protective ice cube bobs back into the fjords the next day, and she pouts while Anna laughs her ass off and then goes to get a giant straw and an oversized replica of one of those cocktail umbrellas.

[thezikes]

100 years later a pair of Southern Water Tribe siblings free her from the iceberg and they all set off on a quest to defeat the Firelord.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

[brightcoat]

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

[wackd-archive]

[mayflame15]

[blunaowl]

So, @elsiejahn, I charge $20 an hour, plus the $1000 call out fee. #nexttimewehireTodd (at Almonte, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt0um6pHbQA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nuej4qjjb4ba

[blunaowl]

I can’t even. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt0mxZmnQtT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17vq5m8hhpgct

[blunaowl]

And this is BEFORE the storm rolls in. (at Almonte, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bty50bTnmdl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3ckr94405szw

[blunaowl]

Poutine Plus, with extra Canada. (at The Barley Mow Almonte) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtwEZLAnaZB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ovleb7iee5l5

[blunaowl]

I can’t even. #sofull (at The Barley Mow Almonte) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtwH10MnwQt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1u4o95ajglbaj

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[bunjywunjy]

[blunaowl]

🎵 Aaaaair Canadaaaaaa! 🎵 (at London Heathrow Terminal 2 - The Queen’s Terminal) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtqK9DrHOEE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a5u4osgo1wx7

[i-will-later-regret-this]

Help, what do you call these?

[i-will-later-regret-this]

@sweeterixthenixsweetener NO

[dorimei]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

FREEZE

POPS.

THEY ARE CALLED

FREEZE  POPS.

[i-will-later-regret-this]

FUCK YOU NO!

[dorimei]

FREEZE POPS

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I AM GOING TO DE-BONE YOU!

[dorimei]

I WILL DEFEND MY FREEZE POPS TO THE END OF MY LIFE.

[salemmoon04]

Popsicles

[dorimei]

NO!

[icy-cat-girl]

…

…

…

..I call them pop-pops in glass……….

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

They’re Freezies.

[tv-saved-the-teenage-girl]

Who are you? I call then popsicles

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

These are fucking popsicles.

Those things up there, Canadians for the most part call them freezies but i have seen freeze pops and that term is one I find acceptable.

[deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass]

*whispers from back of room*

Freeze pops

[deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass]

@emptywithout

YOU CALL THEM

W H A T

[mycatshuman]

Oh my Chuck this is so funny!

[sorry-thatnameistaken]

They’re popsicles

[dorimei]

F R E E Z E. P O P S.

[stormy-fangs-deactivated2018101]

FUCKING FREEZE POPS

[dorimei]

YES!!!!!!!!

[kiwismoon]

ThEY ARE LITERALLY CALLED OTTER POPS

[imperiusimpala]

Firstly, we’re gonna start ww3 at this rate.

Secondly, they’re fucking called freezies.

.-.

[sorry-thatnameistaken]

Fuck you they’re POPSICLES. I’d gladly win ww3 for that goal.

[i-will-later-regret-this]

I’ve started ww3 huh?

[dorimei]

YES

AND THEY ARE FUCKING

FREEZE

POPS

[teaboot]

(the image is a rainbow spectrum collection of frozen juice encapsulated in ruler-shaped plastic.) Isn’t it so great that we have so many great names from something we all enjoy

[kerowinchester]

ICY POLES!!

[bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat]

@kerowinchester what the fuck kind of universe do you live in???? they’re clearly called push pops thank you very much

[beelzebubs-flies]

FREEZIE POPS

IM MIDWESTERN AND SOMETIMES SAY WEIRD SHIT GIVE ME A BREAK

[bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat]

@s1ck-b0y-s0ld13r wow. You guys are really weird

[beelzebubs-flies]

@band-tees-n-comic-books yes. Yes we are. Now, may I offer you a bottle completely unthreatening, unlikely to make you cough violently vernors ginger ale?

Feel free to take one but heed my warning, you may die

[bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat]

Whot in tarnation?

[beelzebubs-flies]

@band-tees-n-comic-books vernors ginger ale, anyone who isnt midwestern that drinks it seems to cough violently until the chug about three glasses of water

Yes

I have tested this

I am cruel, but this is nescessary, I am sorry

[bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat]

i have never seen or heard of a Vernors Ginger Ale. omg im learning new things

[beelzebubs-flies]

Here’s all you need to know! It leaves out the violent coughing that it may cause to those who aren’t used to it, wikipedia writers are cowards.

[bandtees-n-comicbooks-deactivat]

thank you very much friendo! 

[dorimei]

FREEZE POPS

[fuckiing-alien]

FREEZE POPS?

[dorimei]

FREEZE POPS.

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

MR. FREEZIES

[dorimei]

…..

what?…..

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

I’m sorry did i stutter

[dorimei]

WHY YES

YOU FUCKING DID

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

THEY’RE CALLED MR. FREEZIES

Mr.

Freezies.

[sweetgirlfriend]

THEY ARE FUCKING CALLED OTTER POPS FIGHT ME

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

:) ding :) dong :) you :) are :) wrong :)

[sweetgirlfriend]

[worldslaziestbookworm]

..ice lollies..

[sweetgirlfriend]

[all-down-hill-soon-gone-deactiv]

MR FREEZE 

[sweetgirlfriend]

nO

[vampire-spit]

Ice pops

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Mouth enlargers

[soniciscool1999]

FUCK YOU ALL, THE BEST ONE IS THE ICE POP’S

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Press-succies

[bitter-as-wormwood-13]

op living up to their username.  

Also they’re Otter Pops, you swine

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Handfrezzers

[asternightingale]

Sweet frozen liquid in plastic bags.

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

✓

[scotchiescotty]

Cold gay poppies

[swiftysway-deactivated20181020]

you idiots their called I C E Y S

[basic-baldimore]

ICE POPS ARE GAY

ICE CREAM IS THE SHIT

[medicinalart-deactivated2018121]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME, I’M SUBBING TO THIS THREAD

[timelord-winchester-22b]

THEY’RE CALLED ICY POLES YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE

[manicmarsupial]

The lifeblood of summer at the factory. Zooper Doopers

[madboxwithagirl]

I’m sorry, ZOOPER DOOPER!? No. Wrong. Entirely incorrect.

[lovesick-amateur-deactivated201]

They’re Otter Pops and no one can tell me otherwise. Fight me.

[sweeetsummerchiild-deactivated2]

Zooper Doopers are lit

[batemanbatman]

Y’all fucking dumbasses absolute buffoons

THEY ARE FREZZER POPS

[past-the-blood-and-bruise]

THOSE ARE ICE POPS

[veil-needs-sleep]

Ice pops or otter pops…keep your zooperdooper shit away from me

[crstfxllen]

Juice in a packet…… am I right or am I a right?

[thisaccdoesntexistrn]

FREEZE POPS OR POPSICLES

[gay-emo-quotes]

otter pops, you ignorant fucks.

[discount-frank-iero-deactivated]

THOSE ARE FUCKING ICE POPS

[blunaowl]

…

…

… Ice p o l e s.

[thezikes]

Whatever you call them, I've got like two dozen that've sat untouched in my freezer for years and I don't really know why I never eat or dispose of them.

[roman-lxix]

Anybody else get this??

(Template made by @banozac )

Bonus:

[blunaowl]

@thezikes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

[jaythesaltybastard]

three musketeers, werewolves, oh yes diffidently

@snowqueenofmyheart @anexplicitadrenalinejunkie @amaltheasshole @/two more people I’m friends with but I can’t remember the usernames of

[snowqueenofmyheart]

Reese’s; Elsa (her own words, not mine!); I hope not

@leave-me-in-the-snow @lelibotachay @carrieasagiri @notbrilliantbutwicked @vuelie have fun and I apologize for calling Elsa a monster (please don’t punch me, Anna!)

[carrieasagiri]

Skittles, Demogorgon, I hope not.

@super-mam-te-moc @thegeekogecko @justlookatthosesausages @blunaowl @sumaelcronno

[blunaowl]

blue raspberry Millions; Pam; probably.

@vuelie @thezikes @snowycrocus @kalikoke @grrlgeek72

[thezikes]

Licorice, Lucas the Spider, likely.

[aichu-dechu]

This might be the best cross stitch pattern ever.

[raejin99]

Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.

Why’s it called purpleheart?

Muthafuckin’ purple wood. How cool is that? It’s brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you don’t seal it at this stage, it’ll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)

And everything you make with it turns out amazing.

Purple floors?

Nice.

Purple stairs?

Fancy.

Purple table?

Sweet.

Purple guitar?

Awesome.

Purple whatever the hell is going on here?

Epic.

It’s just such a cool wood to work with, and it’s sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.

Anyway, that’s enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.

[raejin99]

For some reason this ancient, ancient post keeps getting notes randomly. It is now less than 40 notes away from 30,000.

*Why.*

[raejin99]

*sobs*

[blunaowl]

@thezikes Purple headboard?

[thezikes]

Purple headboard AND NIGHT STANDS.