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hey

can’t remember my password for this account and i can’t change it :/

i’ll switch back to @demon-fuccboi66

goodbye!!!

gahdamnpunk

A mood.

clubs-thefool

Are you a denim jacket bi, a hoodie bi, a sweater bi, or a leather jacket bi

thiccdemonlover2

hoodie bi

shinobi-bacon

Instead of taking an “I voted” selfie, I decided to make this random abomination.

kazuhira-mezz

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

nirukama-deactivated20151017

but what happened when he woke up

czarasaurous

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

neverthere12345

BREAKING: Democrats have gained control of the House.

c-bassmeow

dashaibo

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

if-only-angels-could-prevail

straight people ARE stinky

if-only-angels-could-prevail

wig!

gaybullterrier

From 2011-2017 the gays didn’t say anything

beaft

im watching spongebob squarepants and havin a lot of trouble figuring out if this episode is deliberately gay or if it was purely accidental that they made an episode where squidward develops a full-on crush on his new neighbour because they both play wind instruments

beaft

omg they’re painting pictures of each other….need me a freak like that

beaft

fellas is it gay to admire another fish’s interior decoration 🤔

beaft

this is more dramatic than the entirety of the fault in our stars

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

i finally beat him today so i can post this

mothdogs

God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough

forbys

i will personally make sure every map is driven out of the furby community. pedophiles should not and will not ever be welcome here.

tarotfurbyandchill

reblog to instantly kill a MAP in the furby community

fruit-butt

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

garbagebagger-deactivated201812

r0llcake

gracejerksit

WHAT THE SHIT THIS IS NOT HOW YOU PLANT A POTTED PLANT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TEASE THE FUCKING ROOTS AND PROVIDE A COMFORTABLE SPACE WITH SOFT SOIL AROUND IT TO ENSURE THAT IT GROWS PROPERLY IF YOU PLANT THIS THING LIKE THIS IT’LL PROBABLY DIE WITHIN THE YEAR YOU’RE A SHITTER ANIME IS SHIT 2K14

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

this is from wolf children. and she’s ignorant about farming. and the plants all do die and wilt until local farmers teach her how to plant them properly. calm down 2k14.