thickburger

jeff, 23, AK, kinda gay. A software developer with a passion for sleeping.

[jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated]

[dovewithscales]

Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.

[transparentstarlightsandwich]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hi. so i'm seeing this post

[weaver-z]

Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[queenophydea]

Women in STEM (slut, transgender, egirl, milf)

[queenophydea]

Nice

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[windows95tips]

[contac]

[contac]

I had no idea what this post would become when I unleashed it on Tumblr. I’m so sorry.

[bunniope]

fuck you

[lmaonade]

can i fucking say something. dr pepper is the barbecue sauce of colas

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: “How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: ”Lie.“

[gay-tm]

[person-mcthingy]

[hoofpeet]

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[scottandhiskind]

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it

[dacool66-deactivated-june-1-2023]

The history will be reborn under the reigns of chaos.

[vadergf]