yellow and rose

jasper, she/he pronouns s'il vous plait, no under 18s

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[beezlebutch]

"Pride month is over"

WRONG! Your pride month is over! Me and all the other disabled queers are having pride month two: disability edition

[scissorsaint]

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

[aprilbrowines]

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

KOSA IS MOVING FORWARD IN THE HOUSE!

It's part of a package called the KIDS Act, filled with digital ID and age verification and censorship!

MAKE THOSE PHONES RING!! CALL YOUR HOUSE REPRESENTATIVES ALL WEEK

202-224-3121 i HIGHLY encourage everyone to read the bills in the KIDS Act, because you will be doing more than 95% of people who read and introduce these bills

[thisrobothasnosoul]

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

[nothorses]

Crucially, this is being led by a lot of Democrats. This is not just Republicans sneaking bullshit in while they have the power to simply not listen to anyone; your democratic representatives will continue to co-sponsor and speak in support of this unless they know you, their voters, do not want them to.

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[roughtradesaint]

[glavilio]

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

[wheeloffortune-design]

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

floats face down past your blog

[charl0ttan]

i fucking hate being old enough to know better. im not gonna

[charl0ttan]

i refuse.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[ardentdelirium]

They rode a cherry picker up to a higher floor and broke a window to get in.

They escaped on motor bikes.

Iconic.

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not