yellow and rose

jasper, she/he pronouns s'il vous plait, no under 18s

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[roughtradesaint]

[glavilio]

*describing some learned fellow i'm acquainted with* he's very articulate *remembers when he crossed me* i mean verbose

[wheeloffortune-design]

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

floats face down past your blog

[charl0ttan]

i fucking hate being old enough to know better. im not gonna

[charl0ttan]

i refuse.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[ardentdelirium]

They rode a cherry picker up to a higher floor and broke a window to get in.

They escaped on motor bikes.

Iconic.

[regicidal-defenestration]

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary's new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I've quoted it like anybody else knows what I'm talking about

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[oncillaphoenix]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

[knitrockbottom]

Having a chronic illness

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[boringangel]

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

[littlestpersimmon]

I hope disabled and intersex people with "embarassing" and "scary" and very misunderstood and dismissed symptoms and characteristics have a good day today. I hope today is free of ridicule, shame, and humiliation. I hope today is a day free of pain.