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The mashup you never thought would work

dieharddaae-24601

Congratu-fucking-lations.

oneforcasual-oneforbest

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

theatreortheater

Why?????

calamitycons

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

thatsthat24

How…dare…

rivianrudolf

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

kaijufluffs

abstractedthinking

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

randomslasher

came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif.

1800-sanders-sides

Holy fuCK

milomeepit

Considering Phantom of the Opera is mine and my other half’s ‘song’

I want to show this to him immediately

But

covveycrow

….what?

thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart

How……what…..why????

beholdagay

…I want this to ring in class

juvenile-changeling

I have… mixed feelings about this

aninactivebloggfgfgf

I actually love it and want it on my iTunes

storytellerofuntoldlegends

why does it work so well together

thanks, i hate it

lala-the-rebel

ITS BACK ON MY DASH YAY

shiphole-river

Holy heck.

What’s the time?

I was at volleyball practice and we were playing this weird makeshift game thing and some kid asked what time it was, so I, unthinkingly, checked my watch and yelled out “4:20!”

And some kid yelled “BLAZE IT” and hit the volleyball into someone’s face

#wtf #seriously #why?#shitpost #funny #like wow #honestly #420 blaze it #420 #blaze it #blah blah blah #what even #why me?#sometimes i wonder

hermiones-bushy-hair

how

the hell

is this

any less

scary

venticaramelmocha

Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything.

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t know Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie)

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry and Draco just fucking tackle each other and start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mine and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job)

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of.

readthebloodybook-deactivated20

you also wouldn’t know that Harry was the only seeker who could beat him. That he suffered from quite severe depression in book five. Quit Quidditch, stopped seeing his friends. He was depressed to the point of looking physically sick. That when he confronted Dumbledore he said he had to kill Dumbledore because Voldemort had his family. Not because he was concerned for himself. You wouldn’t know that he was the only person able to find a way into Hogwarts passed Dumbledores protection spells.

elfwriting

Snape: I found this ‘Marauders map’ in potter’s possessions. Do you have any idea what this is?

Remus:

flippyspoon

firstburrn

It’s about time people realize that Trump is dehumanizing immigrants and turning them into a nonexistent enemy.

socialistexan

So if Trump cares so fucking much about the families of victims of violent crime, is he going to have Heather Heyer’s mother come for a press conference? How about the families of the victims of the Portland Train Stabbing? How about the families of the victims from the Charleston Church shooting? How about the family of Trayvon Martin? Michael Brown? Philado Castile? Eric Gardner? Tamir Rice? Sandra Bland?

Or mention how immigrant populations in the US have lower crime rates than, and undocumented immigrants are a full 25% less likely to commit homicide than, born-citizens.

No, because the truth doesn’t matter in the face of fascist propoganda.

pyomorphic

this is the most overtly fascist thing trump has ever done holy fuck

airframeextender

you know what really gets my goat?

aglaja-deactivated20131222

el chupacabra

hufflepuff-headcanons

497. Whenever people say hufflepuff is just the house for all the leftovers, hufflepuffs make a point of saying that in fact, their house does have an important quality… but they make it something completely ridiculous

“lol you’re a hufflepuff? weren’t good enough for any of the other houses then?”

“actually the sorting hat put me in hufflepuff because I can lick my elbow. we all can.”

spunkymaverick

Yeah. I’m a Hufflepuff because I can put my legs behind my head. Didn’t you know?

i-identify-as-disco

I’m in Hufflepuff because I can stay cross eyed for over an hour straight with no headache

thingsceruleansays

I’m a Hufflepuff because I can go from doing my work to eating a batch of cookies in less than a minute. We’re all pretty good at that.

commonly-nonsensical

while I’m here:

aspartame does not give you cancer

gluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac disease

superfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitamins

vaccines do not cause autism or really anything else and the chemicals present in them that typically scare you are in such minute amounts that they do precisely fuck-all in your body (we’re talking scales of one part per million)

you cannot do a cleanse or diet to “rid your body of toxins,” your kidneys and liver have that covered

GMO foods will not kill you; most genetic crop modification just makes our crops hardier and produce more food (and genetic modification doesn’t inject more chemicals into your food, it’s just minor altering of DNA that is made of the exact same stuff your DNA is made from)

if you feed your cat a vegan diet I will personally come to your home with the skull of a long-dead predator, point out the shape of its jaw and teeth as indicators of predatory feeding habits, and then beat you with it

k-airosclerosis-deactivated2017

I love this

the-tater-thots

Yup, this.

myqueernessisaquivering

Sirius: Come on Remus, I wasn’t that drunk.

Remus: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Sirius: *Tearing up* But you are.

memecaptainsteverogers

I might be a war hero and a steadfast moral compass but I still can’t keep houseplants alive.

yourfavoritedirector

r-i-v-e-r-deactivated20210415

Hi! Just found you, beacuse your Bob hairstyle Allura keeps popping up on my dash (I’ve been blessed, apparently) and being the huge Potterhead that I am, I saw that you give characters freckles and instantly thought of how great The Weasleys would look in you artystyle.❤️ just felt like mentioning that, keep up the awesome art

Ahh you made me wanna draw Gred and Feorge <3 Thank you for your message, you rule!!

thingsceruleansays

They just look too nice to not reblog😉

alittlebitofhufflepuff

it’s honestly hilarious how the harry potter fandom chooses to think that hufflepuffs have their life together like. no. no, joanne, i don’t. today i cried so hard in my dream i woke up. two days ago i tried eating soup with a fork and only realized i fucked up when the bowl was empty. i watched my hufflepuff friend break their wrist trying to hang up fairy lights on a two foot ladder. joanne, you set me up for failure.

dragonwitchlibrary

Who’s saying we have our lives together? I cry over how much I love my friends, how much I love my pets, etc. I wrap myself up in blankets like a burrito and sleep for 12 hours on my days off, I made too many cookies once bc I was trying to use the rest of the flour, most days I won’t touch a green leaf but will consume every sugary baked good in the house at like 2am

We have good hearts but we’re emotional disasters honestly

fanonical

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.

Of course, the word 'calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. 'Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of 'calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as 'villain’ and 'volunteer’, 'birthday party’ and 'tragic fire’, or 'author’ and 'happy person’.

Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means 'create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’