[shitpostempire]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

I have nice friends

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[deejay]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[babelady]

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

[cereul]

[frodo-sam]

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[bpd-protector]

My talents include:

- falling in love with everyone who’s nice to me

- jumping to conclusions

- pushing loved ones away

- AHHHHHHH™

[melonmemes]

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[the-pottydactyl]

[proteus-no]

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it

[deactivated3234killmykioff2k16]

when U can’t stop thinkin about what someone said to you so you’re up all night over thinkin n shit

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[miridai]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.