Alyssa

06/08/2015

[jarulefanfiction]

[nocakeno]

im going to kinkshame the fuck out of your mom

[fonzworthcutlass]

Everybody has a gay cousin

[realitytvgifs]

[howtodisappoint]

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

“What do you mean the cast isn’t diverse?”

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[xomtrencherxo-deactivated201408]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[desulto]

Those are chickens

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[imactinginsane]

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[vintagednostalgia-deactivated20]

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[verycontrolledchaos]

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[exvl-deactivated20140828]

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[jungledisturbia-blog]

“Anaconda” still gets me so hyped like whenever it starts I’m just like

[babyanimalgifs]

[thebabyanimals]

baby animals? :)

[awwww-cute]

[tamashiihiroka-deactivated20200]

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

[thinksouthern]

Me: *plays video games so I don't have to think about the mess that is my life.

[pomeranian2]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

[berryjewel-deactivated20161221]

What do you call bears with no ears?

[berryjewel-deactivated20161221]

B

[ichiyas]

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[vix-en]

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.