ThirdOfClubs

Just some nerd who does shit online

[thirdofclubs]

Praise be to the Master of Destruction!

[whymtgcardsmith]

At least it’s a 2/2 for 0. That must count for something?

[thirdofclubs]

Tuktuk, what did they do to you?

[doctor-roman]

I’ve been playing Skyrim for 11 hours straight. Please help me.

[tokenmancy]

You say that like its a bad thing…

[thirdofclubs]

Is that all? You should see how much time I've spent playing Pokemon.

[thirdofclubs]

By the power of Grayskull?

[markrosewater]

Tell me everything you can about Stangg's Twin.

He resents all the attention that Stangg gets and hates hearing “Why can’t you be more like Stangg?”

[tokenmancy]

Couldn’t resist another MaRo segue :D

Here’s my token for Stangg Twin, the twin of Stangg:

So, there’s like zero lore on Stangg. I saw somewhere that he’s a pirate, but I’m gonna choose to discard that. Instead, I see him as more of a wandering knight.

You see, years ago, Stangg’s awesome name was balanced out by a terrible curse from a faerie he tried to swat as a young boy: whenever Stangg’s thoughts turn toward violence, his anger draws out a duplicate of himself to immediately act on his urges.

At first, this seemed like a blessing to Stangg; there was never a fight he was alone in. Soon, the real danger reared its ugly head: Stangg became angry with a friend in town, and murderous destruction ensued when his “twin” showed up. Stangg was chased out of town and forced into the woods.

There, he came across a Faerie Conclave, the same one that the faerie that cursed him belonged to. It was only after laying waste to the conclave that Stangg discovered his calling: ending the life of every faerie and fey in Dominaria so that they could no longer harass wanderers. Stangg decorates his armor (and by extension, the armor of his twin) with the skulls of the fey he’s killed (currently a handful of faeries and a pseudodragon)

Tell me what you guys think! Also, you can request tokens and ask questions (or just chat :D). I promise I’m working on old requests and such!

[thirdofclubs]

Step 1: Make a Stangg EDH deck Step 2: Get myself one of these tokens Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

It's gonna be a busy week.

[cerealalters]

Nin, the Pain Artist aka ‘Kirby of Death’.

[affinityforanime]

Does anyone else remember the needle + needle power from Kirby 64?

[mtgfan]

I LOVED THAT GAME.

[thirdofclubs]

I need to bake and send you some cookies

[thirdofclubs]

You guys probably know by now that I sell life counters for the gathering of Magic, but I also sell vidja games on the interweb, or at least try to. Earlier today I became an affiliate with Amazon, so now I’m editing my game store pages to include stuff from them too.

I know you probably don’t care, but I figured I’d be shameless and slap a self plug onto your dashboard before crawling back beneath my rock.

In short; now if you buy something from Amazon via my website then I get a commission of the sale. Isn’t that lovely? Not as lovely as cake or pie, but it’s not fair to make that comparison. Just keep this shit in mind the next time you wanna buy some crap off Amazon, okay? I’ll love you forever...or something.

Link to the TOC Shop

[mecha-gifs]

Metabee vs. Sumilidon

[mylifewithfel]

i loved this show TwT

[thirdofclubs]

I shall act as referee, me, Mr. Referee, so that no one get’s hurt. Medafighters ready? Medabots, robattle!

[thirdofclubs]

A cyclops getting its arm eaten by Quetzalcoatl? Sure. Why not?

Oh look, a totally convenient link that goes to where I have more of these things available. What are the odds?

http://www.thirdofclubs.com/

[thirdofclubs]

I really need to stop making these obscure jokes.

[commandollar]

Reblog with your favorite Magic: the Gathering card.

[magic-edh-talk]

Mycosynth Lattice

[blogging-phelddagrif]

Phelddagrif

[lilianavoldaren]

Death Cloud

[doctor-roman]

Tie between Martial Coup and Cathars’ Crusade.

[tanknspank]

Traumatize

[doctor-roman]

>tags

You’re a terrible person only if you don’t follow it up with Rise of the Dark Realms.

[trans-mouse]

Probably lightning bolt

[tlatotem]

Phyrexian Walker

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Werebear

[fossil-finder]

Quicksilver amulet

[freakishlymtg]

Elesh Norn, Grand Cinobite tied with Olivia Voldaren

[lovisa-coldeyes]

Doubling Season!  <3

[amoregloriousdawn]

This is an insane question and basically impossible, but, uh… Mistbind Clique.

[dragonwithgoggles]

I have too many favorite cards. Today I’m going to say Huntmaster of the Fells/Ravager of the Fells

[mindtheglow]

Bloodline Keeper is an absolutely fantastic card

[tokenmancy]

Kiln Fiend. kiln fiend all the way!

[thirdofclubs]

Festering Newt

[whymtgcardsmith]

“fling”

“dubble strike”

[thirdofclubs]

That +2 actually made me laugh out loud. Give me a playset for my Fate Unraveler deck.

[mylifewithfel]

Even your parents will approve of this webcomic. It’s another update of My life with Fel! “Movie magic” read it here: http://www.mylifewithfel.com/comics/2121590/248-movie-magic/ Léelo aquí: http://www.mylifewithfel.com.mx/comics/2121589/248-la-magia-del-cine/

[thirdofclubs]

Everyone's being united over ass? That's so beautiful.

[cardboard-crack]

[grave-star]

deltacod-y you as a dad.

[thirdofclubs]

Three of clubs mentioned in the first panel? I feel right at home here.

[thirdofclubs]

Happy belated birthday, Mr. L! You’re surely a “cut” above the rest.

I love doing these crossover counters. Does anyone out there have a copy of Chaos Moon I can hack up? I have a hilarious idea for that one that half of you will hate me for. :D

[thirdofclubs]

I think I handled that pretty well.

[thirdofclubs]

Some new commissions, all going to the same person. I think Riptide Replicator is my favorite...and now I need one or two for my Reaper King deck.