new girlfail on scene, run the scripture:

let's snap back in time, get the picture [ 23, she/it ]

[thirty-two-or-fewer-characters]

[easel-eisel]

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[yanguang]

probably just larger than previously (publicly) known oil reserv- *clutches eye chuunistyle* china has sundered the fetters of thermodynamics and attained free energy

[reimidy]

Tactical Soldier Girl Solid Snake (戦術的な兵士の少女 ソリッド・スネーク)

full pan shot:

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[hbmmaster]

ad argumentum. appeal to logic. fleshman.

[willowhelmiam]

a rare scotsman. future cost. sequitur.

[hbmmaster]

slope with the normal amount of friction. leaving the goalposts in place. refusing the question.

[temporarynameiwillchange]

argument from credulity. normal castle. true equivalence.

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[shortcircuit908]

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[toskarin]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not okay to take a break, it's not okay to make bad art, pick up a shovel, burn that two-days-per-sleep oil, and help us dig this great sideways hole to the planet you can only reach by digging into space

[toskarin]

[warm but audibly stressed voice] you are digging the wrong way. you are going to dig the hole in an incorrect direction and it will kill everything

[dogpuppy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i have been to like fifteen "retro gaming" stores in my area and the task of explaining the controllers i collect has yet to become easier to explain even a little. how am i supposed to explain the perversion that compels me to buy garbage like this

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

coiling my wicked, prehensile penis around the control ball whilst i grip the sides with both hands

[cottoncandylesbo]

i just cleaned this thing . take your whiplike genitalia elsewhere, knave

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

very well, i return to my harem of N64 controllers

[qqchurch]

halimede agnes digital...............

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK

[thatdykepunkslut]

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

[sys-at-civi]

that story was good. unfortunately it would have been better if written by someone out of touch with their emotions and reality