new girlfail on scene, run the scripture:

let's snap back in time, get the picture [ 23, she/it ]

[thirty-two-or-fewer-characters]

[not100bees]

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[bakedbananners]

tabula rasa

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

[blemgoid]

"I know not with what weapons Overwatch 3 will be fought, but Overwatch 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." - Winston

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[which-ocs]

Which OC? (bonus: which two OCs are the friends who talk?)

[sandsvendor100]

Oh

My God

[sandsvendor100]

Have You Heard The Terrible News

[apileofsmiles]

What happened Seymour?

[sandsvendor100]

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

[easel-eisel]

guy doing a furniture tier list: i think beds are slept on

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[yanguang]

probably just larger than previously (publicly) known oil reserv- *clutches eye chuunistyle* china has sundered the fetters of thermodynamics and attained free energy

[reimidy]

Tactical Soldier Girl Solid Snake (戦術的な兵士の少女 ソリッド・スネーク)

full pan shot:

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[hbmmaster]

ad argumentum. appeal to logic. fleshman.

[willowhelmiam]

a rare scotsman. future cost. sequitur.

[hbmmaster]

slope with the normal amount of friction. leaving the goalposts in place. refusing the question.

[temporarynameiwillchange]

argument from credulity. normal castle. true equivalence.

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[shortcircuit908]

victims of buttmogging memorial foundation